Guess it's my fault for not giving a humor alert in the posting. I know The Onion so well I assusmed everyone did. Well, we all know what happens when we assume....
But to discuss PCAR's observation, there is probably a a huge dichotmy of emotion regarding the raising of the little vermin. I recall reading a funny definition of mice that went along the lines of "a amll rodent, that when killed in sufficent numbers under controlled conditions yields a doctoral thesis." There is a lot of truth under that humor, and my guess is that most scientists do see them as a means to an end. My snakes just see then as meals...