Okay, so this is sort of payback for those who suffered through my "other" thread tonight, but also for everyone else. I found a website with all sorts of funny stuff and thought I would share some of my favorites. Hopefully, you will find some of them funny. Some require a little more or a lot less thought than others 
I hope that everything will be taken all in fun (and is age appropriate), but if anything comes across as offensive just say the word and I'll delete as soon as I catch it.
Men vs Women:
Cats:
Women: Women love cats.
Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Bathrooms:
Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. (so true)
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.
State Slogans: Sorry if you're from these states :grin01:
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Real News Headlines:
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over (controversial, but nearly had me out of my chair)
There are LOTS of other things and expansions on each of the type that I've listed here. Several things had me laughing out loud. Here's the LINK
Have a good one :wavey:
I hope that everything will be taken all in fun (and is age appropriate), but if anything comes across as offensive just say the word and I'll delete as soon as I catch it.
Men vs Women:
Cats:
Women: Women love cats.
Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Bathrooms:
Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. (so true)
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.
State Slogans: Sorry if you're from these states :grin01:
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Real News Headlines:
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over (controversial, but nearly had me out of my chair)
There are LOTS of other things and expansions on each of the type that I've listed here. Several things had me laughing out loud. Here's the LINK
Have a good one :wavey:
