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Look into the eyes of pure evil...

jennrosefx

jennrosefx

*Insert Witty Title Here*
This is Yoda. He's about 13 years old. He's evil. He's smartest cat I've met. He has opposable thumbs. He's chased house guests up onto counters. If you piss him off even once, he remembers you forever, and will start hissing at you before you even pass through the door. He's not a shy cat...he stands his ground. He's EXTREMELY vocal...and when he's being defiant, that particular meow sounds exactly like the word "NO!"...so much so that it frightened my dad. He's old, but hasn't slowed down one bit.

I know...his name doesn't suit him. But he was an akward looking kitten. He was the runt...massive feet...HUGE ears and a tiny head. So...he was named Yoda. But in reality, he's the Darth Vader of cats.*

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Today, he destroyed a toy...

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Tomorrow...the WORLD!

Just don't stare into those eyes toooo long....he might come through the monitor and steal your soul. I'm serious.

*fear him*

*He doesn't want you to know this, but when it's just Me and Adrian at home, my cat is actually one of the most affectionate cats ever. His purr is SO loud you can hear him in the next room. It's just YOU that he hates! Muah ha ha ha ha!
 
ArpeggioAngel said:
He sounds like a totally awesome cat. I love the ones with the very strong personalities.
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I never mention him if people ask if I have pets...because at this point, I don't even consider him a pet. He's a roommate. LOL. Definatly family. I can't even see him as a cat...he's an evil genius. He wouldn't dare stoop down to the level of CAT! HAHAHAHA!!!
 
He sure is beautiful though, I have a soft spot for the most evilest of kitties.

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
 
ah, Jrgh17, kitty indeed.

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(it's a web comic, XKCD if you care to look up more)

I'll never be a cat person, but I can admit that one is cute.
 
The more evil the better. I love the picture of the destroyed toy.
He reminds me of my mothers Boo, also pure black.

I've never met a cat I didn't like. The more personality the better, or should I say the more Personalities. He's got many. :dgrin:

Just cute.
 
I think he's beautiful! My cat Cyrus also can be evil. One nite I fell asleep on the couch and he was probably about 6 months old. He was laying on the back of the couch and decided I needed to play with him. I woke up to him swatting my face with his paw, and since I don't believe in declawing cats, and I didn't respond soon enough I ended up with a 6 inch gash across my forehead. I had no clue how badly he got me till I woke up the next morning, went into the bathroom and looked into the mirror!

That was the only time I seriously thought about having a declawed cat!...lol, not really but man did I have some explaining to do the next day when I went to work!

Cats are pure evil and yet I wouldn't give up Cyrus for anything!
 
I love him! He's so cute. Makes me want to grab him and squish him and hug him, lol. My poor cat, don't you feel sorry for him?
 
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