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I thought this may be a fun topic. Just any old quote funny, political, sarcastic, etc ... as long as they don't violate site rules or federal, state and local laws. lol Feel free to credit. I will start it out.

"if a dude says something and his girlfriend doesn't hear, is he still wrong?" - unknown
 
I love quotes!!! Here is one from my school math class.

Some guys in the back were talking about stuff other than math...

Mrs B-Guys I want to hear you talking about math.
Ryan- Ok, So Austin what do you think about number 25?
Austin- Shes HOT!

And one more...

"Practice makes perfect. But no one is perfect. So why practice?"
 
Time for another good idea..bad idea...

Good idea..playing football with your grandfather

Bad idea...playing football WITH your grandfather (as the football)

(quote from the great show..."Animaniacs"):laugh01:
 
"Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.”

Lance Armstrong

***********************

"Start slow and taper off."

Walt Stack , marathon runner.
 
My two most frequently used quotes:

"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Grouch Marx

regards,
jazz
 
"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there" - Lewis Carroll.

"The question is not what you look at, but what you see." - Henry David Thoreau

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
 
You know how people are always saying there's no 'I' in team... I like this one better
There is no W E in 'I'
I don't know why I just love that quote.. not from anybody famous lol
 
"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make" - The Beatles

"I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn" - Jim Morrison/The Doors

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
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- Albert Einstein
 
My favorite is...
In my signature , I haven't got a clue who wrote it, but I thought it was excellent....
My favorite comic quote has to be....
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep.......Like my father.....
.....Not screaming , like his passengers"- The Late Great Bob Monkhouse...
If you can ever slip that one into a conversation it raises a smile..
MIKE
MIKE
 
my boss has one of those "zen" calendars and this one threw me,
" the horse in the rain subsides, the rats swims across the river"
any takes on what the @#$% it means?
 
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

"Are my boxers made of wool, cause my weasel's having a heat stroke?" - Bob Kelso Scrubs
 
Leela: Those aren't swan boats, they're swans.
Fry: That explains all those boat eggs.
That's from Futurama

"I caught my wife cheating on me with another man. I was crushed. I said, you two get off of me!" - Emo Philips
 
Cool thread!

Here are a couple of my favourites:

'There are no language barriers when you are smiling' - Allen Klein

'Eyes that look are common. Eyes that see are rare' - J. Oswald Sanders

'Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterwards.' - Vernon Law

All the best

David
 
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

-Dr. Suess
 
"The philosopher will give you unanswered questions, but the pious will only give you unquestioned answers."

regards,
jazz
 
jazzgeek said:
"The philosopher will give you unanswered questions, but the pious will only give you unquestioned answers."

regards,
jazz
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That reminds me of a quote from Confucious, I think.

"Some questions are unanswerable, some answers are questionable."
 
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
 
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