Mr.AJ
Educated Horse.
I don't know why, But for some reason she LOVES policemen.
Well, harrasing them atleast. She can be a bit of a pain whenever the local boys in blue call around (You'd be surprised how often that was around here to be honest.) EVERYTIME without fail she will home in on one of the male officers and constantly sniff and nuzzle his crotch.
The women officers she doesnt even look twice at, But without fail whenever a male officer comes she will not leave him alone. The best part is because of her size, most of them are too afraid/awkward to move her head with their hands or say anything so just turn bright red until i notice and call her away.
What worse is if they stick around past the nuzzling stages they get the licking stage. She cant help herself, anything and everyone is tasteable. Everything has a flavour and she must know what it is. Last time she did this, it resulted in a very embarrasing 5minutes of me chasing her around the house trying to get the officers gloves back.
Look at her now though, 5minutes after they leave butter wouldn't melt.
Well, harrasing them atleast. She can be a bit of a pain whenever the local boys in blue call around (You'd be surprised how often that was around here to be honest.) EVERYTIME without fail she will home in on one of the male officers and constantly sniff and nuzzle his crotch.
The women officers she doesnt even look twice at, But without fail whenever a male officer comes she will not leave him alone. The best part is because of her size, most of them are too afraid/awkward to move her head with their hands or say anything so just turn bright red until i notice and call her away.
What worse is if they stick around past the nuzzling stages they get the licking stage. She cant help herself, anything and everyone is tasteable. Everything has a flavour and she must know what it is. Last time she did this, it resulted in a very embarrasing 5minutes of me chasing her around the house trying to get the officers gloves back.
Look at her now though, 5minutes after they leave butter wouldn't melt.