Jynx
Digger, RN
So seeing Robbie's show thread pics (specifically the scorpion pic) made me trek out to the garage to dig for my black light flashlight. After all, it is starting to warm up and my obsessive nightly sweeps around the house will resume within a few weeks. During the summer, I refuse to go out without this thing. Of course, I didn't think it would be this soon...
So about a half hour ago, I grab a smoke and head out the the patio. On my way out, I spy the flashlight and think "I'll just check to see if there's anything awake yet. Probably not, but there's no harm in checking." I take one sweep to the right... nothing. One sweep to the left... BAM! Big ugly bug sitting not 5 feet from me. GAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Now I remember why I hated myself for buying this stupid flashlight sometimes. Ignorance is truly bliss...
Don't ask why I have such an issue with scorpions; with all the creepy crawly tarantulas and camel spiders and millipedes and what not that I keep, one would think I would be incredibly tolerant of the little buggers. Its just not the case. From a distance I find myself shivering, yet there is some morbid curiosity there. Just not enough though. If you bring one near me, I will run screaming. Living where I live, I get stung at least twice a year... I'm sure that hasn't helped either.
Anywho, here's the culprit. Needless to say, I quickly extinguished the cigarette and made a break for it. For all I know, that thing could've been a rare mutant scorpion that can grow to a 10 ft long Jynx-eating monster at will. No cigarette is worth that tonight.
So about a half hour ago, I grab a smoke and head out the the patio. On my way out, I spy the flashlight and think "I'll just check to see if there's anything awake yet. Probably not, but there's no harm in checking." I take one sweep to the right... nothing. One sweep to the left... BAM! Big ugly bug sitting not 5 feet from me. GAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Now I remember why I hated myself for buying this stupid flashlight sometimes. Ignorance is truly bliss...
Don't ask why I have such an issue with scorpions; with all the creepy crawly tarantulas and camel spiders and millipedes and what not that I keep, one would think I would be incredibly tolerant of the little buggers. Its just not the case. From a distance I find myself shivering, yet there is some morbid curiosity there. Just not enough though. If you bring one near me, I will run screaming. Living where I live, I get stung at least twice a year... I'm sure that hasn't helped either.
Anywho, here's the culprit. Needless to say, I quickly extinguished the cigarette and made a break for it. For all I know, that thing could've been a rare mutant scorpion that can grow to a 10 ft long Jynx-eating monster at will. No cigarette is worth that tonight.