Well now, that's not very comforting.

I have had to pull out the excedrin myself this season on my Miamis/Crimsons/Hypo Miamis. I have a Crimson female I bought off of Richs surplus list last year that was sold as a hypo, and I believe her to be. I have had some other people state thier opinion that she does not look hypo at all. I just figured she has a less intense hypo that I find rather attractive.
I also have a Hypo Miami male that was so dark (black borders and all) I was disappointed at first. If I didn't know Don better, I would have felt ripped off. I wish I had taken more pics of him when he was young, but I didn't because at the time I wasn't very proud of him. Now almost all his black is gone, he is undoubtably hypo, he is one of the most gorgeous snakes I have seen. The cool thing is, his reds did not get washed out like I see with these "super hypos". It was like it just magically took the black away.
Now like a dummy, not only did I bred this Hypo Miami male to the Crimson, I also bred a Miami to her thinking it would be so obvious who was hypo and who wasn't.
At first it didn't look like I had any hypos, after a couple of weeks they all looked hypo except for a few. To confuse things more the Miami proved to have low fertility with other females that were bred exculsively to him.
I held back one that was clearly hypo and one that (at the time) looked clearly normal. This "normal" miami was so dark I figured she was definately a normal and must have been a daughter of the Miami. But now after a few months she has lightened up so much and none of her belly checks are black. She has a few dark brown checks and all the rest are light washed out red/brown. She still has black on her, but so did my Hypo Miami when he was that age.
So now I don't know if this Crimson mother is a normal het, or a mutiple hypo grab bag, or if this hatchling is a super light miami from the Miami father, or if it is displaying the "late blooming" hypo from the Hypo Miami. It is a really nice hatchling and I wish I new what it was. I will definately think twice before breeding to males to one female again.
I also have an adult from Rich that was the result of the Upper Keys x Hypo cross. I bred her to the Hypo Miami as well and the headaches separating the hypos from the normals has been a whole different headache.
I don't know how you have any hair left Rich, I just about pulled all mine out. Gotta love them though.
Here is the most recent pic of the Crimson, I have had critics say she is too dark. However I think she is a hypo of some sort and a very pretty one IMO