SPICY noodle male ultramel tessera! Free band-aids with purchase!
 

An Ode to the Unsold

And so he was the last of his clutch,
Brothers and sisters all sold;
One by one they went to new homes
While he remained in the old.

Now, he isn't one to be pitied
As his attitude isn't inviting
He rattles, pees, poops, and musks,
And oh, there is *plenty* of biting.

Still, it's hard not to admire
Such strength in one so small
Fierce appetite, fierce attitude,
No backing down when against a wall

So if you'd like to bring him home
He's here, waiting for you
Just watch your fingers when feeding
Or he'll eat them, too!

:rofl:

Male ultramel tessera possible red factor, het anery, 50% het motley, strawberry. Eating f/t peach fuzzies without hesitation; 25g at last weigh-in. Parents are registered with the ACR: CK Izzy #9674 (dam) and Leonidas (sire) #9797.

Robust and healthy but a bit high strung, shall we say. Rattles, bites, musks, the whole sh'bang. Might include a box of band-aids with this one. ;) Hasn't affected his appetite at all.

End of shipping season sale (plus a "bad attitude" discount) price: $90 + shipping. Complete feeding, shedding, weight, etc. records dating back to when he first hatched in June 2017 included.

Gorgeous


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Adorable poem.


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Jerkface is still available! :D I'm down to just two 2017 corns left for sale...and he's one of them, of course, heh.

He is settling down such that I was able to handle him without being bitten, peed on, pooped on, or musked, so dare I say that hateling phase may be behind him...? Well...no guarantees. ;)

Is he still available? I am interested. I LOVE it when they're feisty!