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Old 02-26-2019, 09:13 PM   #7
Twolunger
What's a good pick-up line for a girl you like at a bar in Alabama. "Hey, nice tooth!" Anyway, we had our share of low foreheads in northern Michigan. We had 3 brothers living about a mile from our farm who we named Larry, Darryl, and Darryl after the brothers on the Newhart show. They got drunk one night and got in an argument with a guy who was drinking with them at their house. One of the brothers shot and killed the guy. They didn't know what to do with the body, so jacked up an old car they had and placed the body under it and knocked it off the jack. Then they called an ambulance claiming there was an accident while their friend was working on the car. The EMT noticed the bullet hole right away and called the police.