Wow, thanks everyone for your replies! I knew you'd like him
Mike - Thanks! His condition is amazing, if only the picture was clearer you'd be able to see. If you would like to apply for the position of "scarf" please be my guest at attempting to remove the current one. You should know, he doesn't like men very much
shotty - I hope you're not missing Yorkshire too much! Where did you live? I'm in good ol' North Yorks. I used to have to go to Leeds (West) or Rawcliffe (East) for supplies/food but fang-tasticreptiles(.co.uk) has opened sometime last summer so I don't have to go far now! They are absolutely lovely in there as well which is a bonus.
Ernie that really made me laugh!!
Dean - Thank you! I do worry that he is too fat and it might be putting his heart under strain and so on, but his 3-year long diet has had no effect so... *shrug* As you say, he's just big.
rerat - LOL!! I'm 5'5 and a half actually (and don't forget the half).
Blutengel - At last measure which was last summer (when I had some help!) he had just surpassed me at approx 5'7. Sorry, I've never actually weighed him, but believe me he's a heavy so-and-so. That'll be all the girth eh :| - next reptile store visit I will ask them to weigh him as well
Lennycorn - regrettably no, for the simple reason that he is FAR too big to fit through my belt loops 0_o
Gintha - LOL! He must be trying to get snug! They do like their little hiding places hehe
Trevor, Prieta, marky-b & Frog too, thanks so much