bitsy
Owned by Corns since 1991
Is anyone else being driven nuts by the recent outbreak of "What's my morph?" questions?
Well I think I've hit on a formula for answers, that could be cut & pasted:
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Q1: "I bought this for $10 at PetSmart. Is it a <Miami/ Okeetee/ Hypo/ insert any exotic morph name or seletively-bred variation that has brown in it>?"
A: "No, it's a Normal."
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Q2: "I bought this for $10 at PetSmart. Is it a <Reverse Okeetee/ Butter/ Ultramel/ insert any exotic morph name or seletively-bred variation that doesn't have much brown in it>?"
A: "No, it's an Amel."
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Q3: "I bought this for $8 at PetSmart. It was labelled a Creamsicle in the store, but it doesn't look like it to me and the guy on the checkout at Wal-Mart says it's a Hypo Lav Blood Motley. What do you guys think?"
A: "It's a Creamsicle."
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To any of those answers, you can usually append "...and a pretty ordinary/ugly-looking one at that" (although if in a good mood, this can be reworded as "...but it's really cute!")
Well I think I've hit on a formula for answers, that could be cut & pasted:
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Q1: "I bought this for $10 at PetSmart. Is it a <Miami/ Okeetee/ Hypo/ insert any exotic morph name or seletively-bred variation that has brown in it>?"
A: "No, it's a Normal."
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Q2: "I bought this for $10 at PetSmart. Is it a <Reverse Okeetee/ Butter/ Ultramel/ insert any exotic morph name or seletively-bred variation that doesn't have much brown in it>?"
A: "No, it's an Amel."
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Q3: "I bought this for $8 at PetSmart. It was labelled a Creamsicle in the store, but it doesn't look like it to me and the guy on the checkout at Wal-Mart says it's a Hypo Lav Blood Motley. What do you guys think?"
A: "It's a Creamsicle."
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To any of those answers, you can usually append "...and a pretty ordinary/ugly-looking one at that" (although if in a good mood, this can be reworded as "...but it's really cute!")