I heard the MOST annoying thing about Corns....

Point taken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpQHZoJ2Hvg

edited to add warning:
adult language and themes!

Snakes DO work really well at keeping the Jehovah's witnesses away...

Dean, that is hilarious. Alright kids, "put away your Hitlers", it's time for bed. LOL.
Reminded me of "The Boys From Brazil" (1978).
The ultimate punishment---to be cloned and humiliated for eternity.

( And I did watch the rest of the clip. )

Originally Posted by vetusvates

I learned that much in the Bible is metaphorical and figurative, (not so simple as literal). A clever and brilliant way to teach higher thoughts and ideas and principles. Jesus was a brilliant teacher, but his audience just wasn't that bright. But he did his best. I wax philosophical about all of the subjects he himself never touched upon. Like anything about sex. I even went on to study philosophy. But again, I digress.

Originally Posted by COerriccaRN

And your wrong about that one...he touches on that subject quite a bit. I can give you the scriptures in about 2 minutes, I beleive I have all of them marked. But thats not on subject....

Let's just pretend that I'm from Missouri, The Show Me State.
Indulge me, and elucidate line by red-highlighted line where Jesus, from his own mouth, delivers his new testament message,...scheme, platform, whatever you want to call it,...on sex for his time and the future of the evolving world.

Or at least detail for me where exactly, and in what context he "touches on that subject quite a bit"........

I graciously extended your 2 minutes to 6 hours. Do you need more time?

Originally Posted by vetusvates

Oh Emily, sweetie, don't be silly. And definitely don't feel bad.
But you do get the prize for kindly whipping everyone back "On Topic". We may need you down the line.
Lordy, lordy here's one for you. And it is true.

Well every summer growing up.............. But I digress.

Well low and behold, .......... But again, I digress.

Well, before, between, and after .............

Still not feeling satanic, I graduated high school.

Well I was ethically torn. But I digress.

Anywaayyy,....
Now, you have my story.

Oh Emily, sweetie, don't be silly. And definitely don't feel bad.
But you do get the prize for kindly whipping everyone back "On Topic". We may need you down the line.

Originally Posted by COerriccaRN

Anyway, I agree with MinLynn says about the trashy thing bothers her more than anything. I put pictures of Erricca on my MySpace and I had numerous people comment and say "So, when will you be moving to Barlow?" (Barlow IS the trash part of our town.)

I always find it entertaining when people refer to any particular area as trashy. As a person from an area of Baltimore county that is often called trashy by people from other areas (seriously, google "Dundalk, MD" and find out) I feel compelled to ask... what do the folks in Barlow think of said statement?

Originally Posted by Roy Munson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpQHZoJ2Hvg

edited to add warning:
adult language and themes!

So I’m watching this clip (Parts 1,2 and 3) and I’m thinking, “What in the he!! was Dean looking for when he stumbled across this?”

Originally Posted by wade

So I’m watching this clip (Parts 1,2 and 3) and I’m thinking, “What in the he!! was Dean looking for when he stumbled across this?”

THAT is a very good question....

Originally Posted by Kokopelli

It is my firm belief that God never intended for us to shove our beliefs down people's throats.

I like you You have touched one of my biggest issues with organized religion.

As far as my snakes... I got told they are gross, disgusting, etc... all the time. Water off a ducks back.