Entertaining you guys is the least I could do in return for all the great advice. I've always been a fan of seeing the world in a ridiculous way. It seems to make life more enjoyable
Blkkt, I love your calendar idea! I'll definitely be wanting one of those.
I'm so proud of sir killsalot today. I had to reach my hand into the tank to fix his water dish and he didn't even strike at me. He even sniffed my hand and just stared. It appears my forced love is working. He can't resist my charm...and stalking. It's still too soon to buy us some matching friendship bracelets but he doesn't seem to want me dead as much as he did yesterday so that's progress! I'm going to have to rename him Sir Killsalittleless.