Mean Adult Corn

How the heck did I miss this thread!

"Thread of the year (so far) award goes to Sir killsalot"

Seriously that boy has issues, In a great way. Whats life with a puppy dawg snake huh Great job with everything you have done for him - I'm sure he doesn't appreciate it but you gotta try

He should meet one of my psychos - Sir Gnarly Shagalot. *WARNING* What you are about to see may make you die with fright - The sheer horror of what happened next will NEVER be shown on CS.



This is what happens when your manly other half makes comments like "Ain't you a purdy boy"

I have just read this thread and i laughed sooo hard that lemonade came out of my nose !! Well good luck with your snake and if you do manage do get pictures of your snake i would love to see them!

I am new to this site, and this is definitely the funniest thread I have read on here, or anywhere else in a long time. Cheers to your comedy Miss SnakeNbake, and it seems your charm and stalking skills are winning your boy over. There still might be hope for unicorn laidened dreams of riding off into the sunset with him, or enjoying some champagne in front of a roaring fire, while you feed him mice on a stick. Don't give up, don't ever give up................

PS Maybe a little Sir Mix-A-Lot in his room would help things.
" I like big Mice and I can not lie, those other snakes can't deny..........."

Originally Posted by SnakeNbake

Hi everyone, I'm new here and hope someone can offer some advice

An acquaintance of mine owned a beautiful charcoal corn snake for a long time but he wanted nothing to do with it. Apparently it was a gift. He never cleaned its tank or handled it at all. When it came time to feed it, he literally just opened the lid and threw in a dead mouse. When I found this out I got angry because that's abuse in my book. I badgered him until he finally gave in and just dropped the whole tank onto my doorstep and walked away.

So now I have this snake and I want to clean out his tank and give him a nice place to live (heating, water, clean shavings, cave, etc) but the second I open the lid, he tries to attack me. I understand why he's doing it but it really is scary to see a snake that big lunging at me the way he does. I don't even have to reach in...he'll come right on out to get me. It would be comical if he wasn't so big.

Handling him is my last concern. I just really need to clean his tank. There's actual mold and feces all over and he has no water. I can't believe he has lived this long in those conditions. It's heartbreaking to see.

Is my only option to let him bite me?

You sir, are a true animal lover.
I take my hat off to you.

Originally Posted by Drucifer

You sir, are a true animal lover.
I take my hat off to you.

SIR?

Have you seen the avatar pic?

There are drag queens in Key West who would KILL, I tell ya......



regards,
jazz

The only thing standing between me and my dream of being the greatest drag queen ever is my lack of a penis. Jazz can I have yours since you don't seem to be using it?

This thread is amazing. Thanks for the giggles.

How is Sir Killsalittleless doing these days?

Originally Posted by SnakeNbake

The only thing standing between me and my dream of being the greatest drag queen ever is my lack of a penis. Jazz can I have yours since you don't seem to be using it?

Oh, I can't wait for Dale's response to this one...that is, of course, if he still has the kahonies...





(Sorry Dale...I couldn't resist!)

Originally Posted by Susan

Oh, I can't wait for Dale's response to this one...that is, of course, if he still has the kahonies...





(Sorry Dale...I couldn't resist!)

Muhahahaha! I know, I can barely wait either. I'm skeered! *hold me*

LOL, your a brave soul SnakeNbake, unfortunatly if Sir Killsalot doesn't get you....Dale will... it was nice knowing you