I just read this whole thread and I can't stop laughing! This is the funniest thing, I have read in a long time!
Besides, how does a ADULT guy, with two houses (probably a bigomest), 3 BMW's and a Hugely successful computer company, have time to stay all day at a pet store, chatting with customers? I would think that he had "badder fish to fry?"
Thanks for the laugh!!
Wayne