OK, that's as far as I go with River Song quotes.
Hi, I'm new (bet no one guessed that)
New as in I don't even have a snake yet but I'm working on it and just waiting for the final permission from the landlord which I'm hoping for in the next few days (everyone is receptive to it, they just asked for more info).
My choice of snake species is the corn snake (bit obvious i guess considering the name of this forum).
I'm a male (at least the last time I checked), living in Northamptonshire in the UK.
Guess I'll leave that here for now.