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Corn Snake Beauty Pageant!

I can't speak for myself, but I think Pearl was mighty interested there for a few minutes. lol...

Speaking of Pearl, she'd like to enter, now that she's taking a year off of touring to raise herself a clutch of baby snakelets. She's never had an opportunity to participate in an event as highly visable as this before, though she has posed for a few magazines in the past.

Pearl, wearing her favorite red dress and genuine mouse-fur stole, the lastest fashion trend according to Snake Weekly Pearl is a firm advocate of the SERM (Snake Equal Rights Movement) being quoted as saying "All snakes deserve the chance to make thier voices heard, so many of our brothers and sisters are being suppressed and forced to consume less then satisfactory meals or starve! Please, let the mice run free so we snakes can unite!":
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Though Pearl doesn't lay around under the hot sun at the local beaches, she is freqently found lounging beside her private indoor spa wearing her favorite swimsuit (an intriguing one piece) that is said to drive the males wild. Her beau of 2006 was heard to comment "Pearl moves like no other when she glides through the water in her sexxy suit.":
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And though she doesn't like to brag about it, Pearl once posed for the upscale bachelors magazine Snake Charmer. Tastfully done, without the smutty ventral that some of the less distinguished mags portray:
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Coming up next: Pearl showing off her talent as a mouse trainer in the amatuar fur wrestling tournament.

Jenn
 
Something tells me I am in good company. This is the first time I have meet some many people who are as crazy as I am. :crazy02:

Gaia apologizes but she has to withdraw from the pagent. When she learned that she would have to strut her stuff in front of judges she went to the rim of her tank and refuses to move. :uhoh:

Stage fright I guess.

Maybe next year when she has a little more adjustment time.
 
Dante loves to work out although hes very modest and likes to keep that his little secret. And yes they are retractable ;)
 

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OK Mrs Insane One. I have GOT to ask. Those outfits sure don't look photoshopped on. Please tell me you didn't actually make those for your snake. Cause if you did then you could start a whole new business. You'd make a killing on Ebay selling snake outfits like that!.....LOL
 
snakemom1961 said:
OK Mrs Insane One. I have GOT to ask. Those outfits sure don't look photoshopped on. Please tell me you didn't actually make those for your snake. Cause if you did then you could start a whole new business. You'd make a killing on Ebay selling snake outfits like that!.....LOL
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While I have been known to sew costumes for my girls in the past, I can honestly say that those pics of Pearl were 80% photoshopped. I used pics of the clothing I wanted on her and cut out what I didn't want, then shrank them to fit and cleaned up the edges and all that. I've had lots of practice with my CS2? :D

Thanks for the compliments!

Jenn
 
Mrs InsaneOne said:
While I have been known to sew costumes for my girls in the past, I can honestly say that those pics of Pearl were 80% photoshopped. I used pics of the clothing I wanted on her and cut out what I didn't want, then shrank them to fit and cleaned up the edges and all that. I've had lots of practice with my CS2? :D

Thanks for the compliments!

Jenn
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Well I must say that is one DARN good photoshop job then! Those outfits truly did look like you made the just for the snakes! :cheers:
 
This thread made me laugh til I cried. There's just something so rewarding about being on a site where the people won't hesitate to draw a thong on a snake. It's just so beautiful. *sniff*
 
What, drawn, those bottoms are drawn on. :rolleyes:

No wonder Gaia dropped out. She was shy, she was just tired of me trying to get a thong on her. :crazy02:
 
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