Aozora
Blue Sky Reptiles
Zombiegirl just posted a thread about her hognose being hissy and flaily, so I thought it might be fun to have a thread about angry reptiles and how they try to scare you off (and make you laugh instead). Here are my 2 stories:
1. Mad Miss Muppet
I just fed my female anery sand boa, and she had to thoroughly kill her dead mouse. Once she had killed it, she couldn't find the head, so I reached in with my tongs and tried to move the nose around so she could find it easier.
Andouille did not approve.
She flattened out like a rug. I could see her scales straining over her ribs. She did not hiss at me, but she sure did lunge to try to scare me off. I moved out of range and she calmed down, but remained an angry pancake with an indignant muppet face for a while. I wanted to get a picture, but she was too riled up so I left her alone to eat in peace.
2. Belligerent Balloon
My geriatric iguana, Charlie, is a grouchy old man and he doesn't care who knows it. If you reach in to pet him, he has to make sure you know who's big and bad and who's the boss.
He does this by swallowing air and inflating himself until you can't close two hands around his ribcage. You can see him swallowing, because his frill bobs before he puffs it back out again. He does this *every* time you pet him, but he'll eventually calm down.
I'm still not sure how he deflates. Do iguanas burp?
Post your own amusing anecdotes!
1. Mad Miss Muppet
I just fed my female anery sand boa, and she had to thoroughly kill her dead mouse. Once she had killed it, she couldn't find the head, so I reached in with my tongs and tried to move the nose around so she could find it easier.
Andouille did not approve.
She flattened out like a rug. I could see her scales straining over her ribs. She did not hiss at me, but she sure did lunge to try to scare me off. I moved out of range and she calmed down, but remained an angry pancake with an indignant muppet face for a while. I wanted to get a picture, but she was too riled up so I left her alone to eat in peace.
2. Belligerent Balloon
My geriatric iguana, Charlie, is a grouchy old man and he doesn't care who knows it. If you reach in to pet him, he has to make sure you know who's big and bad and who's the boss.
He does this by swallowing air and inflating himself until you can't close two hands around his ribcage. You can see him swallowing, because his frill bobs before he puffs it back out again. He does this *every* time you pet him, but he'll eventually calm down.
I'm still not sure how he deflates. Do iguanas burp?
Post your own amusing anecdotes!