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Man Accused Of Offering to Swap Baby For Beer!

medusacoils

medusacoils

Mr. Enigma!
This is probably one of the lowest things I have ever heard!!!

http://wbztv.com/local/baby.for.beer.2.1700066.html

Police say a Northampton man tried to swap his 3-month-old daughter for beer or drugs.

A maintenance man at a gas station in Chicopee claims 24-year-old Matthew Brace offered him his baby girl Monday.

"He said, 'For two 40's you can have her,'" Chicopee Police Chief John Ferraro, Jr. told reporters at a Tuesday morning news conference.

"It's my understanding 40's are those large oversize beers," he added. "He was trying to trade the baby for beer."
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Wayne

*edit* Here is another link: http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma...ss_accused_of_offering_to_swap_baby_for_beer/
 
Dude... I'm sure he was joking. All the time in my pet store people bring in their babies and we'll joke about taking the baby as payment.
 
Screw the 40's that guy can have my 5 and 8 eight year old for just 2 days of peace, quiet, and no one calling me mommy:D

J/K of course thats terrible if the guy was serious.
 
CaptBogart said:
I wonder how much beer you could get for just trying to make a baby? Oh wait, I think it works the other way...
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well....if your a girl, you can get as much as you can drink...I'm serious. I've tried it...the best part is (as a girl) you get the beer up front, and then take a cab home!! Its the best rip off a pretty girl can scam! :nyah:

....I mean...I would never go back on a clearly agreed upon contract...:grin01:
 
RosieReal said:
well....if your a girl, you can get as much as you can drink...I'm serious. I've tried it...the best part is (as a girl) you get the beer up front, and then take a cab home!! Its the best rip off a pretty girl can scam! :nyah:

....I mean...I would never go back on a clearly agreed upon contract...:grin01:
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Well played Miss, well played.... :roflmao:


*makes note, if Rosie ever comes to Daytona, don't buy drinks....
 
LOL...if I make it to Daytona, dont worry. Drinks will be on me! I dont take advantage of friends...Just drunk men who talk to my clevage all night. They usually think that counts as charming.

...I may have one or two friends like that. But you know what I mean. lol
 
RosieReal said:
LOL...if I make it to Daytona, dont worry. Drinks will be on me! I dont take advantage of friends...Just drunk men who talk to my clevage all night. They usually think that counts as charming.

...I may have one or two friends like that. But you know what I mean. lol
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WooHoo! Wait, What? you're not coming to Daytona? Didn't you get the memo? Everyone is going...
 
snakewispera snr said:
I wish I'd thought of that when Joel was small.....
I'd have to pay in gallons to get rid of him now...
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LOL! Selling a baby for beer, now that's just wrong. Now a fine cabernet is a different matter!

I've considered selling my children on ebay a number of times. I even put an ad on facebook for them not long ago. I was amazed at the interest in two slightly used children. It was the "all sales are final" disclaimer that seemed to be killing the deals. :rolleyes:
 
smallfry said:
LOL! Selling a baby for beer, now that's just wrong. Now a fine cabernet is a different matter!

I've considered selling my children on ebay a number of times. I even put an ad on facebook for them not long ago. I was amazed at the interest in two slightly used children. It was the "all sales are final" disclaimer that seemed to be killing the deals. :rolleyes:
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Yep... You need to own them first, before you can understand how appealing a sale could be.... :rolleyes:
TBH... I know you are just j/k..... I could never sell mine, no matter how many times I thought it would be a great idea.....
 
Yeah, I probably couldn't go through with it either. After all this investment, they're almost ready to give me a return on it. Another year or two and Matthew will be mowing the lawn, washing the car, etc. :grin01:
 
smallfry said:
Yeah, I probably couldn't go through with it either. After all this investment, they're almost ready to give me a return on it. Another year or two and Matthew will be mowing the lawn, washing the car, etc. :grin01:
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Couldja pass the brownies over here please? I'd like to see this dreamland you speak of.
 
smallfry said:
Yeah, I probably couldn't go through with it either. After all this investment, they're almost ready to give me a return on it. Another year or two and Matthew will be mowing the lawn, washing the car, etc. :grin01:
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Or spotting an unusual genetic mutation in your Morelia... ;)
Oh you don't keep those do you..... but I do.... :grin01:
 
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