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Angry...!

Things will be worse later, George. When you're old like me, and your sanity starts slipping, you'll be mad at yourself for saying no. Maybe you'll even have arguments with yourself...

Roy: I really need a pair of Hogg Island boas. There's a nice pair available on Fauna right now.

Dean: No! You don't need any more snakes, and you have hundreds of hatchlings on the way.

Roy: But it would only be two more snakes. What's the difference between 84 snakes and 86 snakes?

Dean: No! The difference between 84 snakes and 86 snakes + 130 hatchlings (and 30 keepers) is significant!

Roy: But they're a really good price, and they're super-CLEAN. An opportunity like this may not come around again.

Dean: No!

Roy: But it's my money. Why can't I buy what I want with it?

Dean: No!

Roy: I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!11!1!
 
Hahaha! TBH Dean you still could live double your lifetime again! ;) Feel free when your 98 with a wooden leg, but im sure your not on your last bed just yet ;)
And wow, no wonder you claim insanity! 200+ snakes? lots of poop.. And food..

Why do you even have a job with that many snakes? lol
 
Roy Munson said:
Things will be worse later, George. When you're old like me, and your sanity starts slipping, you'll be mad at yourself for saying no. Maybe you'll even have arguments with yourself...

Roy: I really need a pair of Hogg Island boas. There's a nice pair available on Fauna right now.

Dean: No! You don't need any more snakes, and you have hundreds of hatchlings on the way.

Roy: But it would only be two more snakes. What's the difference between 84 snakes and 86 snakes?

Dean: No! The difference between 84 snakes and 86 snakes + 130 hatchlings (and 30 keepers) is significant!

Roy: But they're a really good price, and they're super-CLEAN. An opportunity like this may not come around again.

Dean: No!

Roy: But it's my money. Why can't I buy what I want with it?

Dean: No!

Roy: I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!11!1!
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Ok I just spat irn bru all over my laptop and pee'd a bit. Thanks a lot dude...
 
Roy Munson said:
Things will be worse later, George. When you're old like me, and your sanity starts slipping, you'll be mad at yourself for saying no. Maybe you'll even have arguments with yourself...

Roy: I really need a pair of Hogg Island boas. There's a nice pair available on Fauna right now.

Dean: No! You don't need any more snakes, and you have hundreds of hatchlings on the way.

Roy: But it would only be two more snakes. What's the difference between 84 snakes and 86 snakes?

Dean: No! The difference between 84 snakes and 86 snakes + 130 hatchlings (and 30 keepers) is significant!

Roy: But they're a really good price, and they're super-CLEAN. An opportunity like this may not come around again.

Dean: No!

Roy: But it's my money. Why can't I buy what I want with it?

Dean: No!

Roy: I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!11!1!
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Like a scene from 'Psycho'
Dean in a dress at the 'Bates Motel'... I can see it now...LOL
 
Pet Corn Snake said:
Hahaha! TBH Dean you still could live double your lifetime again! ;)
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I hope the heck not!

Feel free when your 98 with a wooden leg, but im sure your not on your last bed just yet ;)
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No, I'm not on my last bed. My bed is currently occupied by boas. I've been sleeping on the couch. See where this insanity leads, my young friend?

And wow, no wonder you claim insanity! 200+ snakes? lots of poop.. And food..
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I can't blame the snakes for my declining mental state, but they're not helping...

Why do you even have a job with that many snakes? lol
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Because the snakes refuse to obtain gainful employment...
 
Snake Dave said:
Yeah, didn't you know that Dean was a cross-dresser? :grin01:
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Lol! I just remembering him telling me he had boas on his bed MONTHS ago...I think I responded by telling him that if he lived near a market, he didn't "really" need a refrigerator and could put the boas there!
 
Reminds me of a scene from Burton's "Ed Wood" film:


ED
Well, Mr. Weiss, I've never told
anyone what I'm about to tell you...
but I really want this job.
(he gulps)
I like to dress in women's clothing.

GEORGIE
Are you a fruit?

ED
No, no, not at all! I love women.
Wearing their clothes makes me feel
closer to them.

GEORGIE
So you're not a fruit?

ED
Nah, I'm all man. I even fought in
WW2.

'Course, I was wearing ladies'
undergarments under my uniform.

GEORGIE
You gotta be kiddin' me.

ED
Confidentially, I even paratrooped
wearing a brassiere and panties.
I'll tell ya, I wasn't scared of
being killed, but I was terrified of
getting wounded, and having the
medics discover my secret.
 
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