soooooo tired... must sleep... - Page 2

04-08-2002, 10:14 PM

ok yer right she isn't cb. i was hoping to get a little more for her. she is a long term captive...

04-08-2002, 10:37 PM

I say this with all respect towards the women on the site, but
this wife thing is too funny!! hahahahah

u da man Jim!!! hehehe

04-09-2002, 12:05 AM

0-40 corns in 17 months, and now I've got three females who will hopefully lay this season.

04-09-2002, 04:30 AM

Jim

Re your wife for trade

I was gonna ask if she would be available on loan for a breeding project but decided that maybe I was overstepping the mark for taste and decency.

Andy

Not wishing to upset anyone but I found it funny

04-09-2002, 05:38 AM

andy,
she was laughing her ... ummm butt off, so it must be well out of the realm of decency and good taste. i'm sorry to say though that she has sworn off of all breeding projects even with me. sorry man... jim
p.s. boy i can see her value dropping faster than afghanistan real estate...

04-09-2002, 05:50 AM

Jim

you obviously need to cool her off a bit to get her to be receptive.
Try sticking her somewhere cool such as the basement for a couple of months with no food, only water.
After that time slowly bring her back up to room temperature and then feed her lavishly for a couple of weeks - wait till you see her shed (change into night clothes) and bingo she'll be sooo grateful to you that the chances are she'll be the one who's doing the chasing.

Just an idea but could be worth a try

Andy

04-09-2002, 05:55 AM

andy,
you've gotta stop that... i almost fell off my chair laughing. then who'd take care of my snakes huh?--- jim
p.s. i'm gonna go set up a spot in the garage... be back in a few...

04-09-2002, 05:58 AM

Ok Jim let me know when you're about to warm her up and then give me a shout

Take care man

Andy

04-09-2002, 07:19 AM

Good one! I enjoy and appreciate any kind of humor!

04-09-2002, 10:29 AM

STOP! My side hurts! You fellers are so funny.

By the way, Ladies:

MY wife wants me to inform you all that she has a husband with ten snakes (nine corns and one king) that she will be willing to trade for one good seat at a Paul McCartney concert. She saw him here in San Francisco, but she wants to see him again. Doesn't matter where.

And I thought she didn't mind my playing with my snake.

Oh well,...

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