So, good news everyone - I got the snake, free of charge.

She agreed it was best for the animal & that I would be giving it the best care possible.
I set him up in a small locking plastic tub with lots of ventilation holes. It's got a generous amount of bedding, some water, some vines, and plenty of hides on either end. I'm using a small personal heating pad that's being rigorously monitored but it's staying at just about 86, which is fantastic. I'm going to be transferring him to a 5 or a 10 gallon small small small glass cage as soon as I can, but for now, this is where he needs to stay - - UNLESS anyone is aware of if I can put a UTH + thermostat on plastic like this. I'm afraid of it melting. :x
I couldn't get any tail shots this time, but he's very plump & active - he flicks his tongue a lot and is very inquisitive. He is also not very hand shy.. when I had to move him, I was able to coax him on to my finger to get in his new cage. He did, however, take a teeeeny nibble out of my finger! Lol. But it wasn't teeth or anything, and I'm fine. He's very, very, very tiny. I'm probably going to have to feed him cut pinkies.
Oh, and I hate to horrify you guys, but this is what she had set up for him.....
It had no water, was warmed by a very hot bulb, and was in the middle of the living room with two loud birds and a bearded dragon no more than 3 feet away. Poor thing probably hasn't relaxed for a SECOND. I set him up in his new little place, and he's curled up hiding and relaxing and god I'm so happy he's in a better home.
Speaking of the no water - when I first brought him home, I gave him a bottlecap with some water in it, and he gulped it for a solid minute. His eyes are a little sunken in too - I bet he was seriously dehydrated. Poor thing.
