Update
So here's an update on our Lil Spaz. He's eating every 5 days now and has graduated to a 1/6th of a day old pinky. He is paralyzed just above his vent but it doesn't seem to hinder his movements all that much.
He hasn't grown at all and is still 2 grams. He doesn't mind being picked up. I have hope that he might not be the biggest snake ever but it looks like he's going to make it.