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making a woman happy vs making a man happy

tsst

Deuce is watching!
sorry ladies had to share :sidestep:

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** How to Make a Woman Happy **

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. read her mind
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

AND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
- birthdays
- anniversaries
- arrangements she makes


** HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY **

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food & beer
 
Yep! Most of those are spot on, though I'd disagree with a few. Luckily my guy is good at almost all of those!
 
I have that exact post on facebook :)

but need to add
To make a man happy:
1. Don't nag him about petty things.
2. Don't try to change us. Either you like us for who we are or dont.
2. Let us have some "ME" time too.
 
I have that exact post on facebook :)

but need to add
To make a man happy:
1. Don't nag him about petty things.
2. Don't try to change us. Either you like us for who we are or dont.
2. Let us have some "ME" time too.


Oh, you had to make it complicated, didn't you!!
 
I must be going wrong somewhere.....Mick made me happy by showing up last night and getting naked! ;)
 
Nanci
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Originally Posted by boricua00735
I have that exact post on facebook

but need to add
To make a man happy:
1. Don't nag him about petty things.
2. Don't try to change us. Either you like us for who we are or dont.
2. Let us have some "ME" time too.

Oh, you had to make it complicated, didn't you!!


Hehehehe im sorry nanci :p
 
Give me a video game and a little horizontal action from time to time and I'm happy! Might throw in a beer or a glass of wine here and there.......

I must be a strange girl.
(Oh, and snakes. Couldn't live without my snakes)
 
Give me a video game and a little horizontal action from time to time and I'm happy! Might throw in a beer or a glass of wine here and there.......

I must be a strange girl.
(Oh, and snakes. Couldn't live without my snakes)

:)

I am not too picky. A kiss before you leave the house, a few I love yous. Hockey, help with dinner from time to time and a sense of humor LOL
 
Oh and he helps out with my corn snake obsession! :)

His requirements are hockey, comic books, video games, salt water tank and spider-man, video games and cooking. :) (That is all he told me LOL)
 
Awe see, you need to help them get into snakes LOL

We talked my hubby into snakes and now he works at a pet store and has 3 or 4 of his own snakes :)
 
No problem getting girls the problem is getting them to like snakes:) mabey im not looking hard enough.
 
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Well, I met my sweetheart right here on CS.com! But there are plenty of women who like snakes out there.
 
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