yeah, we get those kind of crazy pet store people in all the time. I am the reptile girl though, and I will not sell them one unless they answer 3 basic questions. What is needed to house this reptile? What and when should it be fed? If you are unable to care for the pet or need help with the pet, will you call me right away? If they answer those three things correctly, then I go and get out the reptile they are looking at. Otherwise, I tell them to go to PetCo, they will sell anyone anything as long you have the ridiculous amount of money to pay for the underfed, not taken care of reptile. Sad really....