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KJUN said:
Not the two I had in mind, but I wouldn't have much of a case trying to defend McCain. ;)
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:D Most of the rest of them...I would have agreed with you. Condoleeza and Powell both come to mind as incredibly intelligent individuals that somehow got mixed up...I mean...were involved with the GW Administration...;)

Again...I'm not interested in arguing any further. I'm just glad there is some humour and semi-common-ground...finally...
 
tyflier said:
:D Most of the rest of them...I would have agreed with you. Condoleeza and Powell both come to mind as incredibly intelligent individuals that somehow got mixed up...I mean...were involved with the GW Administration...;)

Again...I'm not interested in arguing any further. I'm just glad there is some humour and semi-common-ground...finally...
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Chris, I take deep breaths and smile when I read a post we both agree on lol. Rep your way.
 
Just a funny if this hasn't been posted before.....



57+1+2=60????? LOL

I don't care WHO you are of WHO you voted for, that's just funny right there. Even if taken out of contect (I don't see how), it's still funny.

What can I say, I once forgot the word "vagina" during a lecture on the human reproductive cycle. So, I'm not immune. ;)
 
KJUN said:
Just a funny if this hasn't been posted before.....



57+1+2=60????? LOL

I don't care WHO you are of WHO you voted for, that's just funny right there. Even if taken out of contect (I don't see how), it's still funny.

What can I say, I once forgot the word "vagina" during a lecture on the human reproductive cycle. So, I'm not immune. ;)
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:roflmao: I can't decide what makes me laugh more, Obama or you forgetting the word vagina. Can you tell us what name you made up in place of it during your lecture?? :laugh:
 
KJUN said:
Just a funny if this hasn't been posted before.....


57+1+2=60????? LOL

I don't care WHO you are of WHO you voted for, that's just funny right there. Even if taken out of contect (I don't see how), it's still funny.
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Yep, He probably meant 47, but that is definitely funny :)

So, about this lecture...did you forget to say the word or what the word was?

I remember I substituted for a teacher and was walking around the halls and people kept laughing when I walked by....later I found one of those size LxW stickers on the back of my pants on my butt....You know the ones that are about a foot and a half long and impossible to miss?
 
The word........

I was standing in from an a presentation with a giant image of the female reproductive system. I talked about the "important" parts (i.e., parts necessary for ovulation, hormones, gestation, and the like). Then, I brought the lecture to comparison among species....and what isolates one species from another. What I wanted to reference were insects. Some have a "penis" and "vagina" that are like a lock and a key. If they don't fit, they can't breed: separate species.

I said somethibng like, "the 'penis' may have multiple turns. If the female's.........". That's where I forgot the word, "vagina." I never got to the part about saying they can't breed if her's has a different shape. I just stood there for about 2 minutes saying "um" about once every 30 seconds. I finally smiled, and I said, "where the penis goes G'Night. Class dismissed."

Mike already knew what one guy yelled out from the back of the class right about then. Needless to say, we all got a good laugh after that at my expense.
 
mike17l said:
Penis pocket. :blowup:
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LMAO! I didn't see this yesterday, but I have to say...even at my advanced age, I've NEVER heard that term before! (I can't wait to use it in a sentence!!)

KJUN said:
I said somethibng like, "the 'penis' may have multiple turns. If the female's.........". That's where I forgot the word, "vagina." I never got to the part about saying they can't breed if her's has a different shape. I just stood there for about 2 minutes saying "um" about once every 30 seconds. I finally smiled, and I said, "where the penis goes G'Night. Class dismissed."

Mike already knew what one guy yelled out from the back of the class right about then. Needless to say, we all got a good laugh after that at my expense.
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Oh no.....OMG...I can only imagine the kids rolling with laughter at the thought "Hey, did you hear Mr. KJ's lecture today?..... and then Bubba called out 'Penis Pocket'!" ROFLMAO!!!!

*snort* Too funny! :laugh:
 
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