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Will writing 101 : Leave everything to Oprah

Eriathiel

Short and Sweet
So working in the public library system back home has always brought around some unique people. Whenever I have a break from school I go work a couple hours there.
Well, one of our library members is nicknamed "Crazy Smoking Lady" because she won't tell anyone her name (she never checks out books only uses the computer which you don't need a card for) and wears things you would find in Victoria's Secret out in public. Several times my boss has had to ask her to go home and put on something suitable. Oh and you can smell her from a mile away - the cigarette smoke is so strong.

Well anyway, for some reason (no she's not dying, at least according to her) she decided it was time to write her will. No matter how much time she spends on the computer she can't figure out how to use it, so someone always has to help her. Once she was trying to write the President an email, convinced he was going to help her with her plumbing.

Anyway, so she's leaving everything she has to Oprah. This includes her dog and parakeet.
Won't Oprah be surprised?

So it got me wondering, I wonder how many celebrities get left things in a will by someone they never knew? Its not something I ever even thought of, but its easy to imagine once you think about it. Has anyone heard of / known anyone to do this?
 
I created my first will when my daughter was about 2 months old. I had a guardian, a back-up guardian and a back up to the back up guardian. Also had a trustee assigned, a back-up trustee and a back-up to my back up trustee. When I explained my reasonings for so many to the attorney I worked for, he was quite impressed.

Of course, when I bought my first parrot, I updated it to incline a guardian for the bird as some parrots live to be over 70s, there was a good chance the bird would outlive me :)
 
lets see some pics please

Lol a better description of CSL would work for me, I'm having a hard time with the visual, too. Most of the mental pictures are in place, but it's kinda hard picturing crazy in lingerie, in a library...:crazy02:
 
Well, one of our library members is nicknamed "Crazy Smoking Lady" because she won't tell anyone her name (she never checks out books only uses the computer which you don't need a card for) and wears things you would find in Victoria's Secret out in public.

CRAP!!! Mom escaped again.

Izzy, just keep her occupied with brightly colored items that she can't put into her mouth. I'll be there ASAP. ;)

regards,
jazz
 
Jazz - sometimes you are too much!!! I hope its not your mom...

If so she wears eyeliner so thick on the bottom it looks like a football player with the black smudge under their eyes and has wrinkles out the wazoo and when she wears those VS pieces... things... hang... on top and bottom! Not a happy image!

On the will note - I already know I'm down to inhereit a cockatoo and several greyhounds should a certain family member pass. And a lhaso apso. everyone leaves me their pets... if anyone wants to leave me with their snakes I'd be happy to take them!
 
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