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Worried for the men

Willow771

Willow771

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Worried for the men (now "Best Snake Pickup Lines")

So should I be worried for the men around here with more snakes than i can count on one hand? Is this in some way compensating for something? Or is it just a really bad pickup-line

"Hey missy! ill have you know... my snake is 3 feet long!"

:poke:
 
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as long as the "missy" is doesn't mind snakes, it shouldn't matter...but I am sure that you could come up with a better pickup line...


"Hey cutie, I have 27 snakes at home just dying to meet you"
 
*giggles* now if i was single id fall for that one, im a sucker for even the creepiest creatures, a snake is like a dove compared to some creatures ive been around.

Any living thing is beautiful to me
 
well, I guess that I had the wrong idea in my mind...thought that you was the guy worried about picking up the gal...

Well, nice to meet you.
 
MichaelBoyko said:
"Hey baby. I've got more 'snake' than you can handle..."
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Well now...you haven't actually used that line, have you, Michael?

Better than, "Hey, baby, wanna swap some slobber? I've been vaccinated." :puke01:
 
Is that a 5-foot snake in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

hmm...well this is an interesting thread.

During my freshman year of college, I had an English class was taught by a very extreme femenist. It was basically 50 minutes of man-bashing three days per week. The one thing that still sticks out in my mind was one particular "analysis" she shared with us one day. She's pretty sure that guitar players only play the instrument because it is a "giant phallic symbol."

Now, being a guitar player, I have to disagree.

But now that you mention about the snakes though, I realize I must be wrong. Maybe through my guitars and my snake, I am trying to compensate for something. My self-esteem has been crushed. :awcrap:

I'm going to call Rep_Addict later and see if I can borrow his ruler to make myself feel better.
 
Awww jeff. Your perfectly fine. just remember...its not how you float your boat but the motion of the ocean

*giggles madly)

im starting to wonder if we should make this an adults only thread
 
"Don't overhandle me for two days after I've eaten."
"Not tonight dear; I'm in blue. I might bite you."
"Wanna knock scutes?"
"I got yer 'warm side' right heah!!!"
"Hey, what morph is THAT?"
"I'm ready again, honey. Let's double-clutch tonight."

Egads, this is starting to sound like a Letterman "Top 10" list.

regards,
jazz
 
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