Worried for the men

[CAV]

"Yeah you heard me, I be sporting this bulge for two days."

"Hopper? I hardly know her!"

 

[Jason B.]

"Yeah you heard me, I be sporting this bulge for two days."

"Hopper? I hardly know her!"

Or you could ask to see her pinkie.
If you keep pythons, You might ask her if she would like to come to your place to see your balls.
Just don't tell her you have "herps" she might get the wrong idea.

 

[mbdorfer]

Oh, that? Why, er, that's a hoodless spitting cobra.

 

[Gregg]

I used to have a one-eyed, Western hognose snake named "Winky." I gave her away, though.

Anyway, I used the line, "Wanna hold my one-eyed snake named "Winky?" many times, but to no avail...sigh.

 

[jazzgeek]

"Let me show you the REAL meaning of the word 'constrictor'..."

"WHO'S YER KISATCHIE?? WHO'S YER KISATCHIE??"

"You were great. Not a speck of white on me." (After-sunglow)

regards,
jazz

 

[TrpnBils]

I named my snake Mojo, but a friend of mine suggested "Trouser", which would be short for "Trouser Snake" (hey, he has to have a last name too, right?). If I would've had that conversation with him a week earlier, I wouldn't have named him what I did...

 

[pcar]

"I would love to coil my body around you tonight"
"I promise I won't squeeze too tight"
"Want to slough skin together?"
"Why don't you come see my nesting box?"

 

[MichaelBoyko]

"I think peeling skin is HOTT..."

Perhaps, best used on a sunburnt girl... or guy.

 

[Jason B.]

Anyway, I used the line, "Wanna hold my one-eyed snake named "Winky?" many times, but to no avail...sigh.

What the.......? dude this thread is a joke. If your that desperate try" The word of the day is Legs come over to my place and spread the word"

 

[TrpnBils]

"Yeah you heard me, I be sporting this bulge for two days."

According to the commercial, if you're sporting the bulge for more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor.

 

[thelyonsking]

According to the commercial, if you're sporting the bulge for more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor.

If that happens to me I'm not just going to call my doctor, I'm calling everyone I know! Woo Hoo!

 

[Shep151]

Sweetheart, I may be normal, but I'm het handsome, smart, AND wealthy!

 

[cornsnakekid92]

hahahahahah............ this thread is sooo great.

i just handled my snake but i am sure it is ready for more


this remindes me of a funny storey i am going to make a post about it called " the funny storey " cheack it out if u want

 

[thelyonsking]

If you handle my snake too much, it might regurg on you!