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Your Body Is A Wonderland???

iculatr

iculatr

NO...WIRE...HANGERS!!!
So I'm patiently waiting for this virgin(?) couple to do the dirty, but as much as it is funny, it is kinda pitiful, too. All I can think of is John Mayer's song "Your Body Is a Wonderland" after watching Hef go at it with Holly. They both are het Sunkissed Cinder, by the way. He has climbed all over her body like it's a playground, but can't seem to figure out what next. They've got the whole tail-twirling thing going on, but that's as far as it goes. Young love....sheesh! Anyone got any advice that might help these lovebirds get it over with already? :)
 
Do you have a Girls Next Door theme too? I've got Hugh, Holly, Kendra and Bridget. Good luck with your pairings!
 
Of Course!

airenlow said:
Do you have a Girls Next Door theme too? I've got Hugh, Holly, Kendra and Bridget. Good luck with your pairings!
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LOL Yep! Bridget and Kendra are also het Sunkissed Cinder, but won't be ready to breed until next year. Patiently waiting...
 
I've found a stern lecture, plus getting both parties moving around and not just sitting there, helps a lot b
 
seriously....I used the 2011 C.S. Morph Guide for my phantom..I swear he was flipping through them pages.....Currently he has it stashed under his hide box. And.....He ain't sharing!
 
Nanci said:
I've found a stern lecture
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I think that might be next on my list... :)

Holly will go to one side of the container and Hef will chase her, get on top, then Holly rushes away for him to chase her again. The cycle continues until she gives up and just sits there while he plays patty-cake with her tail. Grrr! :angry01:
 
rich333 said:
seriously....I used the 2011 C.S. Morph Guide for my phantom..I swear he was flipping through them pages.....Currently he has it stashed under his hide box. And.....He ain't sharing!
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Yeah if only he could learn how to get it in!
 
Put on "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye!!!
Just the opening of that song has the power to make total strangers start making out in the frozen food section of a grocery store.
 
...Did somebody say 'wonderland'...???...



...I find romance when I start to dance...in boogie wonderland...
 
Oh..my...Gosh! No you did'nt.....Wow!! really?? ROFLMAO!!! If that dont get'em in the mood.....
 
iculatr said:
I think that might be next on my list... :)

Holly will go to one side of the container and Hef will chase her, get on top, then Holly rushes away for him to chase her again. The cycle continues until she gives up and just sits there while he plays patty-cake with her tail. Grrr! :angry01:
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Sounds like she may be the one who isn't ready.
 
Yeah,

Well, have you tried putting her with a female?? ya never know....won't do you much good...but hey...then you'd know why!

(This is all in fun...not serious...please do not take offense).

honestly...i've had 2 ball python males go at it....freaked me out....
 
rich333 said:
Yeah,

Well, have you tried putting her with a female?? ya never know....won't do you much good...but hey...then you'd know why!

(This is all in fun...not serious...please do not take offense).

honestly...i've had 2 ball python males go at it....freaked me out....
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That...is awesome lol :rofl:
 
rich333 said:
Yeah,

Well, have you tried putting her with a female?? ya never know....won't do you much good...but hey...then you'd know why!

(This is all in fun...not serious...please do not take offense).

honestly...i've had 2 ball python males go at it....freaked me out....
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They didn't call them "The Girls Next Door" for nothing :rofl:

I don't take offense at all...the thread was started for comic relief anyway, lol. All the other males are already going crazy when the see the females out, so who knows what would happen if they saw the girls together :crazy02:
 
Great thread!

How many times have they been paired? A few of my males had no clue until the second or third introduction. Now I've got one that is so love-crazy he'd probably get it on with a brick if you put one in his tub!
 
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