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Roadside Bathroom Bite

A cal king would have nailed it, swallowed, and refused to let go:D Lenny you just gave me a brilliant idea!!!
 
Nope, but the next time I feel like strangling the mister instead I will just scent his ummmm and let fruitcake the king chow down:D j/k of course I wouldn't want my beloved king to get hurt.
 
Oh jeeze...and their venom has both neurotoxin and hemotoxin qualities...he'd be hemorrhaging and showing neuro symptoms if it hadn't been a dry bite. Not to mention that's a nasty place to be bitten.
 
I've always thought of myself as openminded...but this is one of the major reasons that I'm against interspecies relationships. Starcross'd lovers, I tell you.
That, or his hose looked like a mouse. Yum.
...how many of you guys out there crouch to pee? Not that I watch alot of guys pee, but I was under the impression that you didn't have to...just sayin...lol
 
...how many of you guys out there crouch to pee? Not that I watch alot of guys pee, but I was under the impression that you didn't have to...just sayin...lol

Maybe he wasn't peeing... :roflmao:

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "caught with your pants down."
 
Ok, so I'm three sheets to the wind tonight...

I saw this article and thought this was funny! Probably if I was a man, I wouldn't find it as amusing.

ROFLMAO now thats karma hahaha:D

Nope, but the next time I feel like strangling the mister instead I will just scent his ummmm and let fruitcake the king chow down:D j/k of course I wouldn't want my beloved king to get hurt.

Yet one more thing a man shouldn't be doing with his "best friend"!

I've always thought of myself as openminded...but this is one of the major reasons that I'm against interspecies relationships. Starcross'd lovers, I tell you.
That, or his hose looked like a mouse. Yum.
...how many of you guys out there crouch to pee? Not that I watch alot of guys pee, but I was under the impression that you didn't have to...just sayin...lol

Maybe he wasn't peeing... :roflmao:

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "caught with your pants down."

(thinks to self ... no wonder I am scared of women ...) :grin01:
 
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