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He ate it

bryanc

bryanc

Peeple of zee wurl, relax
Since I am moving to Seattle this week, I have been spending a lot of extra time around the back of my building lately. Mainly loading up my car with boxes for me to ship back there. Because of this I end up meeting a neighbor of mine named Carlos. He's older than I am and from Puerto Rico and his English isn't so good, but a very nice guy who has been coming over with a six pack lately to say 'good bye' to me. :shrugs: So, he pops in last night which was clean out the fridge and feeding night. I had some left over pinks that my snakes out grew and I figured I'd give them to my snakes as a light last meal before a long car ride.

Anyway, I had my normal out and he sees Tyche on my arm and starts freaking out saying he doesn't like snakes. I tease him a bit about being scared of a little snake and he kinda calmed down a bit. But after awhile I did have to put her away because she really did freak him out. The pinks weren't ready yet anyway, so I figured I'd put her back for a few minutes and then feed her later.

Well after 15 minutes I was checking on the pinks he asked me what that was, and I said: "it's food for my snakes" he thought I said: "it's food, snacks" and then proceeds to pop a pinkie into his mouth and swallowed it in 2 bites. :puke01:

It was insane. It was so fast I couldn't believe it, Los just ate a mouse! :grin01: I swear he had that thing in his mouth before I could finish screaming NO!!!!

He really didn't flip out as bad as I thought we endd up laughing about it for an hour. I have been dying all day thinking about it. Anyway he said that the pinkie tasted like a raw mushroom, incase you were curious. :eek1: I will take his word for it.
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*breath*.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Oh, thank you, Bryan! That's the best laugh I've had all week. :wavey:


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That reminds me of the story this lady I work with told me. Years and years ago when Sprite (or maybe 7up) still came in a glass bottle she was taking a drink. She felt something solid hit her mouth. It was a pinkie!!! It must have fallen in there at the plant before they sealed the bottle. She did not take it nearly as well as Carlos!
 
that is funny just reading it..........i bet it was hilarious in person. :crazy02: :roflmao: :laugh01:
 
. . . if I had a nickel for every time my students have dared me to do this same exact thing . . . well, I'd probably still be teaching, but maybe one of these times I'll take them up on it! :licklips:

Thanks for sharing!
D80
 
It was too funny and too weird not to share.

I also have an update. :) I just saw Carlos with his girlfriend and I asked him if he wanted any 'snacks' and he just started laughing and saying no. (I do have a few pinks left after all. :) ) Then gave me this look like: "Please don't tell her I ate a mouse". So I didn't. I don't want their smooching to stop over one little pinkie that tasted like a raw mushroom. :grin01:
 
Nevermind.

In the time between my last post and this, they just built one down the block. :sidestep:

regards,
jazz
 
jazzgeek said:
Nevermind.

In the time between my last post and this, they just built one down the block. :sidestep:
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Revolting story Bryan, but hilarious. When your grandchildren are helping you feed your snakes, you'll have a great story to tell them! :)

A long time ago, my girlfriend (at the time) and I were sitting in a dark room at my friend's house, watching a movie. I saw this bag of cat treats sitting on an end-table beside me, so I picked it up and pretended I was eating out of it. After a while, I passed the bag over to my girlfriend, and she reached right in and tossed a few into her mouth. Violence to my person ensued. I guess I didn't do much to nurture trust in that relationship. :grin01:
 
Roy Munson said:
I guess I didn't do much to nurture trust in that relationship. :grin01:
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Yeah, but it's a good method of culling out the undesirables, imo. In my barfly days, I used to offer women a ride in my red '81 'Vette.

What I didn't mention to them was that the car was a Chevette. Once out at the car, if they laughed about it, they had potential. If they got into a disappointed snit, they weren't worth my time.

Funny stories, though, all around.

regards,
jazz
 
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