OK, I couldn't resist.....you made me.
THE PURPLE MOUSIE EATER
Well I saw the thing a comin' out of his hide
It didn't have no horn, but it had two eyes.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple mousie eater to me.
It was a two-eyed, no-horned, slithrin' purple mousie eater.
(two-eyed, no-horned, slithrin' purple mousie eater)
A two-eyed, no-horned, slithrin' purple mousie eater
Sure looks cool to me. (two eyes?)
Well he crawled out of his log and looked right at me
I said Mr. Purple Mousie Eater don't eat me
I heard him rattle his tail so tough
He wouldn't eat me 'cos I'm to much.
It was a two-eyed, no-horned, slithrin' purple mousie eater
two-eyed, no-horned, slithrin' purple mousie eater
two-eyed, no-horned, slithrin' purple mousie eater
Sure looks cool to me. (no horns?)
I said Mr. Purple Mousie Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' rats and mousies and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came out here
I wanna rock-and-roll and scream and cheer.
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, slithrin' purple mousie eater.
Back not bowed, undergrowed, slithrin' purple mousie eater
(we wear short shorts) slithrin' purple mousie eater
sure looks cool to me.
And then he crawled up in his tree and then back to the ground.
He started to rock, really rockin' around
To a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune
(sing awop bop aloo bop lop bam boom)
Well, bless my soul, rock and roll
Slithrin' purple mousie eater
Back not bowed, undergrowed, slithrin' purple mousie eater.
(he don't wear shorts) Slithrin' purple mousie eater
Sure looks cool to me. (rats and mousies?)
And then he went on his way, and then what do you know.
I saw him last night crawlin slow and low.
He was blowing it out, a 'really knockin' em dead
The smell don't seem to bug him, he went right back to bed.
Be seein' ya!
