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Off Topic Consequences; A Story. *Your* Story......

"Uh, oh" thought Lucille, "this looks like some serious rumble in the jungle." Lucille frantically tried to come up with a solution to head off certain disaster, while the two groups traded insults across the pool (in which the CS.com van lay half-submerged, like an drunken humpback whale who clearly thought it was still 1965).

Suddenly, Robbie popped up in his Captain Morgan outfit, holding a cocktail shaker in each hand.

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"Hey, folks" he shouted, "Probably at least half of you belong to both forums, let's have some Appletinis instead!"

Lucille held her breath, hoping that everyone would just get along and not spoil Mr. Sphincter's birthday. It had taken ages to get the stains out after the LAST CS.com/FaunaClassified bash. Then . . . .
 
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Suddenly, the KS.com arrived on their Harleys. CS.com and Faunaclassified put aside their differences and prepared to slaughter the enemy.
 
However, all 3 groups had folks who loved cornsnakes, so instead of a rumble they decided to all chill, drink some margaritas, and talk snakes......
 
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However, all 3 groups had folks who loved cornsnakes, so instead of a rumble they decided to all chill, drink some margaritas, and talk snakes......
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, which went great, for a little while. Then Eric spilled his drink on Harold (hhmoore), and ruined his new boots. This made him grumpier then usual and went to his car to get a......
 
guitar! He then came back to the party and gathered everyone around to sing Kum-by-ya because that is what his therapist had told him to do if he ever got too angry. Things were going great at first until Dean sang one note horribly off key. The members of FaunaClassifieds and KS.com glared at Dean and..
 
. . . threw him in the kiddie pool for a bit of gravy wrestling!

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Originally it was going to be whip cream wrestling, but Eric, Nanci, Susan, Wayne, Rich, and Danny had gotten a hankering for pumpkin pie earlier and had eaten it all. Luckily Lucille had gotten an early start on her gravy for Turkey-Day and had lots in the freezer.

Dean sat up, sputtering, and wiped gravy from his eyes. "Just for that I'm going to . . . "
 
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