A: like I said, good in a pinch.
B: thats what I said.
C: switch to paper towels until mites are gone... one week, two weeks, however long it takes. full submersion bath, no escapes, but give him enough depth where he can still touch bottom without swimming. you dont want him to drown.
D:I said BABY oil, not olive oil. How do you cover the snake with it? That cant be a serious question. Dude, hold the snake in one hand, squirt baby oil on him with the other hand, and rub. Pretend you're doing something else.... you'll get the hang of it, I promise.