wasuslitherin
WARNING: I can be.....
As a woman passes by her daughters closed door, she hears a strange buzzing noise.
Opening the door she sees her daughter with a vibrator, shocked she asked, “What are you doing?” The daughter replied “Mom, I’m 35 years old, this thing is about as close as Ill ever get to a husband”.
The next day dad hears the same thing, upon opening the door, he observes his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. Shocked, she says dad, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as ill ever get to a husband.
A couple days later, mom comes in from shopping, and hears the same buzzing coming from the living room. She entered the area, observed her husband sitting on the couch, Downing a beer, staring at the tv, the vibrator on the couch buzzing away like crazy!
Wife asked, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!” Husband replies… “I’m watching football with my son in law.”
Opening the door she sees her daughter with a vibrator, shocked she asked, “What are you doing?” The daughter replied “Mom, I’m 35 years old, this thing is about as close as Ill ever get to a husband”.
The next day dad hears the same thing, upon opening the door, he observes his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. Shocked, she says dad, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as ill ever get to a husband.
A couple days later, mom comes in from shopping, and hears the same buzzing coming from the living room. She entered the area, observed her husband sitting on the couch, Downing a beer, staring at the tv, the vibrator on the couch buzzing away like crazy!
Wife asked, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!” Husband replies… “I’m watching football with my son in law.”
