When I was eighteen, I had my bed directly underneath a pair of windows (still do, actually, just different house...), and there were a few black widow nests around the outside. I never particularly cared because there were black widows EVERYWHERE in the neighborhood, and I'd never seen them come inside the house. Anyway, I woke up one morning feeling really horrid. It felt like I had a really bad hangover and the beginnings of the flu at the same time. My arms and legs hurt really badly. I thought I was just getting sick, so I didn't think much of it at the time. But two days later, I went to the doctor, who had me wear one of those ridiculous paper gowns. When he moved behind me to put the stethoscope on my back, he asked what the bites were from. I didn't know they were there. I guess spiders had feasted on me. I don't know if they were another species of spider, or maybe baby black widows, or a particularly nice adult, but whatever it was didn't kill me. The doctor said that, as it had been two days, I obviously wasn't going to die, so the only thing I could do was wait it out. I had to go to school the next day, and I assessed myself. The pain had subsided, but my hands were feeling a little numb. I figured that was better than pain, so I decided I'd go to school. Big mistake. The numbness progressed as I drove, and by the time I parked, my fingers were useless. I sat in my car for a half hour because I couldn't get my door to unlock (no automatic door locks on that car, just the pull-tab thing). I finally thought to grasp a pencil with my palm and the fleshy part of my hand under my thumb, push the lock up, and got out. Then I had a friend drive me home. I sat around for two more days until I got the feeling back in my hands.
And believe me...getting out of my car wasn't the only thing I couldn't do. Showering and other bathroom activities were VERY difficult indeed.
And believe me...getting out of my car wasn't the only thing I couldn't do. Showering and other bathroom activities were VERY difficult indeed.