jazzgeek
The Rule Of Thirds.
Twas the night before Christmas and out of the house,
Tiger Woods came a flyin' - he was chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his BlackBerry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin and the story progressed,
When Blonde upon Blonde just stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika…the world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses and waitresses he had lots of sex,
And when not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin ' - for a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid, well then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she's of jolly good cheer,
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.
Dale
Tiger Woods came a flyin' - he was chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his BlackBerry.
He’d been cheatin' on Elin and the story progressed,
When Blonde upon Blonde just stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika…the world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses and waitresses he had lots of sex,
And when not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
Tiger’s wife went investin ' - for a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If you’re gettin' laid, well then I’m gettin' paid."
She’s not pouting, in fact, she's of jolly good cheer,
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.
Dale
