Slitherin, I must aplogize before hand if I am about to offend you in any way, but please keep these "jokes" to yourself, as it causes unnecessary concern for forum members like me who may not share the same humor you may have. It's quite unnerving and disgruntling to attempt to help someone who seems for face value to come up with something that seems like an honest to goodness question only to be slapped in the face.
This forum was put together by our gracious host Rich Z., free of charge mind you, so that members could help one another and share information on the husbandry of these animals, not to befuddle each other with "jokes" (however, a good joke is welcome once in a while, though it doesn't belong in this particular section of the forums).
-Lemur 6