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By Owning Snakes I Know Understand Women

kev1144

kev1144

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I owe you girls an apology...now I definately don't understand why what happens to you every month happens, and when girls told me they sync when they hang around their best friends for awhile, I shook my head in disbelief and uttered "impossible", but now after 2 snakes I've seen it with my own 2 eyes. My 2 snakes are side by side in 2 seperate viv's, but they are on the exact same shed cycle and poop cycle. When I wake up I either see 2 shed's or 2 poop's, like clockwork. The poops are even down to a Day 3 and Day 5 science...up until now I just didn't realize how much in sync it was. Because of the heat wave I am up past my bed time...when I decided to check on my snakes. I turn on the light just as Aislinn ('05 Amel) was finishing her business and wiping herself. I was so enthralled by seeing my snake poop for the first time (even if it was the last couple of seconds) that I didn't notice my little guy ('06 Striped Butter) was out and about. Our eyes met and it was almost like he looked at me and said "I don't care if you're watching Kevin, I got a schedule to maintain" and had right at it as I stared in what I could only describe as the closest thing between horror/excitment/disbelief. I MEAN WE'RE TALKING LITERALLY 30 SECONDS APART FROM EACH OTHER PEOPLE.


So I owe you ladies an apology...I didn't believe things could be sync'ed like that, and I don't understand it, but I now am a believer. Now if you excuse me I got to clean up butter poop while he laughs at me.


Thank you :punch:

Kevin
 
So you think you understand women? If you're correct and really do understand the female sex, you are the first man in history that does! But I will congratulate you on understanding a very small fraction of what being a woman is like. I really pity my boss at times...the only male in a building full of about 12 women...half of which are at the menopausal stage and the other half are under 25 and single.
 
Susan said:
I really pity my boss at times...the only male in a building full of about 12 women...half of which are at the menopausal stage and the other half are under 25 and single.
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Now that there is a horror story!

Joanna
 
kev1144 said:
I owe you girls an apology...now I definately don't understand why what happens to you every month happens, and when girls told me they sync when they hang around their best friends for awhile, I shook my head in disbelief and uttered "impossible", but now after 2 snakes I've seen it with my own 2 eyes.
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Or, it could be like how it was when I was in high school and living at home with my 2 sisters and mother...instead of being all 4 of us in sync, we each took a week all of our own so that *someone* at any given time was menstruating and another was PMSing...don't worry about poor ol'dad though, because he deserved every lousy minute of it. :punch:

Thanks for the apology, though...:)
 
I used to be a registered nurse. Try 30 women on one floor of a hospital all mentral, in sync, and over-tired, around unhappy people all day, all at the same time. Then take a trip down to the hospital cafeteria. Yikes.

My snakes shed together this week for the first time. They have been together only a month and are 2 years apart in age. I thought it was a coinki0dink but now you mentioned this, I'll keep an eye out. That's interesting.
 
all three of my snakes tend to shed around the same time, BJ usually gets and extra one in between the other two tho lol

dunno about poo tho, never really paid too much attention to that.
 
Seriously. Don't look too hard in to understanding how this stuff works. You don't want to know. Unless you want to have killer stomach pain and be crankier than an ETB in blue... rather like me at the moment... ;)
 
Plissken said:
Seriously. Don't look too hard in to understanding how this stuff works. You don't want to know. Unless you want to have killer stomach pain and be crankier than an ETB in blue... rather like me at the moment... ;)
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Yeah even though the title said I now (or know because I was dead tired) understand woman, at the end I maintained I still didn't have a clue.


I'm glad my snake thing worked out the way it did, I don't think Aislinn would have went if I caught her, even when I caught the last couple of seconds she looked embarassed like "ah crap, you caught me, here give me a shovel and I'll clean it up, well done Kevin"
 
Susan said:
If you're correct and really do understand the female sex, you are the first man in history that does!
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:roflmao: :roflmao:

Truer words have not been spoken. :)

regards,
jazz
 
Susan said:
So you think you understand women? If you're correct and really do understand the female sex, you are the first man in history that does! But I will congratulate you on understanding a very small fraction of what being a woman is like. I really pity my boss at times...the only male in a building full of about 12 women...half of which are at the menopausal stage and the other half are under 25 and single.
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That was me when I worked for the Indians... I had 14 part time employees that did inventory, all women, ages from 18 - 80... All fighting over the thermostat... They would drag me into conversations that I would regret soon after opening my mouth... They taught me the power of the nodding "Yes Dear, excellent idea", and "I love those shoes, they're my new favorites", as well as many other useful things that cannot be found in the pages of "Maxim"....
 
Men understand women? No way...mens minds can't move that slowly, you can't purposefully decrease your IQ... :sidestep: :grin01:

And there was a thread on this before, didn't we end up attributing it to similar feed cycles rather than a pheromonal synchronisation as it is in the case at hand for women?
 
Na, me thinks in women it's pheromones - All kinds of human pheromones drift around in the air all the time. In an office/close environment female's cycles synchronise due to these pheromones. For snakes we decided that it was due to feeding schedules being similar, as it happened both between different genders and different species of snakes, in different rooms.
 
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