Do not read this thread! I'm serious!!

[babbaloo99]

Check this out

You guys are toooo funny. I was lurching on here last night laughing at home and my son came and sat on my lap. I figured these are all pretty harmless till that ONE scared the crap out of us both.

Anyways, here's a link to a pretty funny phone call I heard on the radio last week. The guy's laugh alone is infectious. Enjoy!

Funny Voice Mail Message (click on Funny Phone Call under Recent Articles)

 

[Mangrove]

ahhahahaha that was amazingly funny :roflmao: :laugh01: :roflmao: dont knwo if i ever laughed so hard in my life... wish i didnt jsut see it now... it took me like 1hr to read all of the posts hahahavery amuzing :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[Hurley]

LOLOL! That guy was having too much fun. Great play-by-play!

 

[Mangrove]

ahhaa i dont know how you matched those picks with like everything you said that was the amazing part hahhaah however you do it jsut keep on doing it ahhahah :roflmao :laugh01: :roflmao: :laugh01:

 

[JTGoff69]

Note to self: Stay far away from little old ladies with umbrellas and bibles. :crazy01:

 

[jazzgeek]

Here's a pic of the world's worst hunting dog.....

Well, I thought I'd contribute to the chat withdrawal support thread.....

regards,
jazz

 

[CAV]

Would the resulting offspring be 100% Coon dog??

Ok here's one:

"Thar she blows!"

 

[CAV]

Master Yoda

"Powerful in the Force I am. When 900 years old you are, not so good will you look."

 

[CAV]

And one more

A hundred bucks to the first person that can name this animal..... :eek1:

 

[CAV]

And finally, a few pics for those of you who are fuzzy, cuddly kitten types

It seemed like a good idea at the time............. :nope:

 

[breedingcolors]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Gary I almost pee in my pants!!! You made my day!

 

[gardenmum]

Oh my gosh. I'm gone for the day and look at all the stuff that has gone on here. LOL....I had a GREAT time looking over the stuff since late last night. Some of those pics were super funny and that play-by-play almost had me on the floor. And, Gary, I see your wittiness is still in rare form. One thing about this as opposed to the chat is all the fun pictures and stuff and the fact that anyone can jump in at anytime and still enjoy the "full" effect. This is all just tooo :roflmao:

 

[JTGoff69]

A hundred bucks to the first person that can name this animal..... :eek1:

Gary, it's a "Whattha", I suppose as in "Whatthahellisthat?"!

 

[KatieL]

*laughing* Well, this thread is starting to make me think I should really pay a visit to that chat room once its up and running again. I was practically rolling while reading this one...

And Cav, what IS that thing???

 

[CAV]

Bets the heck outta me! I just post 'em.

Besides I'm just glad I didn't get any hate mail from the ducks.

Here's one from Fox and Friends:

"Is that a snake in your pants or.......no it's definitely a snake!"

 

[Spirit]

Master Yoda!!!

"Powerful in the Force I am. When 900 years old you are, not so good will you look."

I ALMOST came home with one of these things a few years ago. The man threatened divorce, but then told me it gets my side of the bed when I said "okay". :laugh:

I really... REALLY want one of those. lol

 

[CAV]

I'm sure there's a reasonable explaination for this....

"Well Doc, everything was preceding according to plan until the apple fell off her head."


Anyone else want to take a shot at this one? Shep??

("Shot"....:roflmao: )

 

[gardenmum]

OHHHH.....Gary. First the duck one and now THIS one. You're on a "sick humor" kick me thinks. :nope:

 

[gardenmum]

Am I making you feel bad yet? :blowup:

LOL.....

 

[CornCrazy]

Those last two made me sad, CAV! The duck one especially! The cat one looks staged...no blood!