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From the makers of the Hide-A-Key rock...

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FutureTransitionalFossil
...it's the Hide-A-Package door mat!!!

For years you could only hide your house key from pesky would-be burglars. Now you can hide any package delivered to your door! Originally conceived and developed by UPS in association with NASA and the CIA, this is a top of the line theft deterrent. And you can pick one up at any Walmart for a few bucks! Sound to good to be true? Just look at the picture below of this Hide-A-Package door mat in action, and see for yourself!...Bet you can't spot the package expertly positioned by a trained UPS delivery agent.

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Disclaimer: This is a prototype and a team of researchers are working around the clock to work out any bugs with this product, though they haven't found any yet. UPS, NASA nor the CIA are NOT responsible for any packages stolen while using the Hide-A-Package door mat.
 
CaptBogart said:
I'll need one in XXL...
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No, see...The brilliance of the Hide-A-Package door mat is that it's a "one size fits all" system!! Years of package delivery experience and one afternoon's worth of testing can't be wrong!
 
Ugh, our UPS guy does the same thing! It drives me insane. Once I had a 19-inch monitor delivered while I was at work and they just laid the doormat over the top of the enormous shipping box. Do they really think the package is hidden? :shrugs:

EDIT: I just noticed you're in Texas too. Maybe that explains it. Sure doesn't speak well of southern intelligence, does it? :rolleyes:
 
I was thinking I was going to see a partially opened box with "DANGER Venomous Snake" written on the side. LOL
 
Ahhh... the brilliant minds of UPS workers... whatever will they come up with next?

Some things in this world just make you wonder! :)
 
texastailfeathers said:
Sure doesn't speak well of southern intelligence, does it? :rolleyes:
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Well, being that I'm originally from a more northern state, I should probably recuse myself from passing judgement! Just kidding, Texas has been great so far. I have the feeling it's not just a Texas (or Southern) thing.

Maybe he was trying to keep it out of the sun?...yeah, that's it. Outta the sun. :)
 
Hah! All you naysayers...look within...

Have a look at the Hide-A-Package doormat in action again. Bet you can't spot the package this time! I actually received another package today and this is how I found it.

I'm tellin' ya, it's ninja tested and homeland security approved.

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Hehe. At least they didn't leave your gate open so your dog could run down the street chasing the UPS truck...
 
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