LOL! Since I like being a crestie disease carrier, I won't apologize for spreading it around.
In fact, for all you who are considering a crestie, Pangea has an awesome deal going on right now. You can buy a complete setup and get a free 10 to 12 week old crested that ships after your setup for $150. You don't get pictures of the baby, you just tell Matt what you want and he'll try to send the closest one he has. Also, a first time owner might want one a little older and possibly sexed to start with, those are things to think about but it's still a good way to get into cresteds.