Off Topic Consequences; A Story. *Your* Story......

[Lucille]

Calling Eric and asking if they could go over to

 

[danielle]

locked up like two corn snakes. Lucille gasped what would she tell the guests. She sternly walked toward them.......

 

[medusacoils]

locked up like two corn snakes. Lucille gasped what would she tell the guests. She sternly walked toward them.......

tripping on the rug, landing on the couch. She accidentally spilled Wade's freshly poured Martini, all over Dean's.....

 

[Ricky87]

She rant to see what was happening. To her amazement, she found Dean and Wade.....

...upside down on the sofa wearing Panda costumes while cooking sherry lay spilled around them. Having some experience with drunken Panda's, she moved swiftly back to the kitchen to grab.....

 

[sweet~nichole~marie]

locked up like two corn snakes. Lucille gasped what would she tell the guests. She sternly walked toward them.......

and asked "What would Cinnamon-Toast-with-cream-cheese-and-chive-sprinkles-Man do in a situation like this?" Just then, the first of the guests arrived. In walked . . .

 

[medusacoils]

and asked "What would Cinnamon-Toast-with-cream-cheese-and-chive-sprinkles-Man do in a situation like this?" Just then, the first of the guests arrived. In walked . . .

Rich Z! Seeing Wade in person, brought back old feelings and memories. He reached in his pocket and pulled out a......

 

[medusacoils]

...upside down on the sofa wearing Panda costumes while cooking sherry lay spilled around them. Having some experience with drunken Panda's, she moved swiftly back to the kitchen to grab.....

her video camera... She planned on using the footage as black mail. She also grabbed her cell phone and called her.........

 

[vetusvates]

Rich Z! Seeing Wade in person, brought back old feelings and memories. He reached in his pocket and pulled out a......

...probulator. Rich told Dean to step away from Wade, and told Wade to put the phone down. Eric could wait. It was prostate awareness month and Rich had an exam to perform....

 

[medusacoils]

...probulator. Rich told Dean to step away from Wade, and told Wade to put the phone down. Eric could wait. It was prostate awareness month and Rich had an exam to perform....

Wades eyes glazed over! He realized that he was about to embark on a grand adventure, to which he had no control of. Dean, grabbed the bowl of popcorn, sat back and was preparing to watch. But, ............

 

[vetusvates]

her video camera... She planned on using the footage as black mail. She also grabbed her cell phone and called her.........

....work. I won't be in tomorrow, I suspect this is going to be a long night, and I may not be getting to bed until very late. She then told the fellas in the living room to settle down. No playing doctor on her couch, in her living room, or in her house. She had invited everyone over to celebrate.......

 

[medusacoils]

....work. I won't be in tomorrow, I suspect this is going to be a long night, and I may not be getting to bed until very late. She then told the fellas in the living room to settle down. No playing doctor on her couch, in her living room, or in her house. She had invited everyone over to celebrate.......

her cats birthday! He was turning three this year! She was so excited that she could hardly contain herself! She baked a cake, bought ice cream, little hats, noise makers and a big bucket of.........

 

[sweet~nichole~marie]

her cats birthday! He was turning three this year! She was so excited that she could hardly contain herself! She baked a cake, bought ice cream, little hats, noise makers and a big bucket of.........

salted sardine heads. Rich, Wade, and Dean were so excited that they decided to forget about the spelunking expedition into Wade's rectum (thank god!) and grabbed a few sardine heads to munch on. Suddenly, there was a knocking at the front door. . .

 

[medusacoils]

salted sardine heads. Rich, Wade, and Dean were so excited that they decided to forget about the spelunking expedition into Wade's rectum (thank god!) and grabbed a few sardine heads to munch on. Suddenly, there was a knocking at the front door. . .

Lucille rushed over to see who it was. When she opened the door, she was greeted by local law enforcement. Apparently a neighbor called and complained that Wade had............

 

[vetusvates]

salted sardine heads. Rich, Wade, and Dean were so excited that they decided to forget about the spelunking expedition into Wade's rectum (thank god!) and grabbed a few sardine heads to munch on. Suddenly, there was a knocking at the front door. . .

.....and in came Barack Obama....NO NO NO, j/k......Jimmy Swaggart.......NO NO NO, j/k......um, yeah,....law enforcement...... :laugh:

 

[vetusvates]

Lucille rushed over to see who it was. When she opened the door, she was greeted by local law enforcement. Apparently a neighbor called and complained that Wade had............

.....shaken hands with the governor, so to speak,....relieved himself on their lawn......

 

[RobbiesCornField]

.....shaken hands with the governor, so to speak,....relieved himself on their lawn......

... which, unfortunately killed the begonias. One of the only plants that grew in the garden. Leave it to Wade to.........

 

[wade]

Dam.n, am I a good sport or what? I'm glad I didn't get to know Rich and Dean any better.

 

[medusacoils]

... which, unfortunately killed the begonias. One of the only plants that grew in the garden. Leave it to Wade to.........

leave such an impression! The neighbor wasn't mad, but the event traumatized their pet dog and left a lasting impression on the misses of the house. She wanted to meet Wade.

The charges were dropped and to show his gratitude, Wade went over to their house and........

 

[vetusvates]

leave such an impression! The neighbor wasn't mad, but the event traumatized their pet dog and left a lasting impression on the misses of the house. She wanted to meet Wade.

The charges were dropped and to show his gratitude, Wade went over to their house and........

.....offered to pay for brand new begonias to be planted in the second floor balcony begonia garden he'd ruined.....

 

[medusacoils]

.....offered to pay for brand new begonias to be planted in the second floor balcony begonia garden he'd ruined.....

He apologized for his indiscretion and promised to use better judgment next time. The Mr. of the house, wasn't buying it. He grabbed wade by the collar and dragged him into the garage. He told Wade that he better......