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airenlow said:
I think I'm a believer now. When I got home from class, there was a JW pamphlet on my door! Not the usual Watch Tower...it is an invitation to a "special Bible talk" :devil01:

No Joke!
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Oh noooooooo, you've been found out! and they know where you live....
 
airenlow said:
I think I'm a believer now. When I got home from class, there was a JW pamphlet on my door! Not the usual Watch Tower...it is an invitation to a "special Bible talk" :devil01:

No Joke!
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But is that a
Special, bible talk
or a
Special bible, talk....
oooooo errrr
 
You don't know pain until the Mormon Missionaries find you. Then you will have a come to Jesus meeting.
 
That's true Wade. I've had good conversations with the JWs. Not so the young Mormons. They seem much less interested in real conversation, they have too much of a hard sell on the mind.
 
tom e said:
That's true Wade. I've had good conversations with the JWs. Not so the young Mormons. They seem much less interested in real conversation, they have too much of a hard sell on the mind.
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Eee gads I've had both at the door, my cure is I tell the god is woman with a wicked sense of humor and close the door.
On another note my husband has a theory about JW's tell them Bin Laden was a JW and they will find him, they can find anyone:sidestep:
 
The Mormon missionaries are young 19 yo and they have a memorized script they are working from. They have not been told what to say off the script.
 
Ok Wade... NOT COOL.

Your comment about Darwin talking to your class made me laugh out loud... in the middle of the library.

You kill me, sir.
 
I am so sorry Emily. You know most people think of Chuck as a stuffy old guy in the belly of a ship writing his notes and studying his dead birds, but fact is he was a pretty lively and witty guy. I used to shoot finches for him with my BB gun. He was a really nice guy.
 
wade said:
The Mormon missionaries are young 19 yo and they have a memorized script they are working from. They have not been told what to say off the script.
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My dad likes to make sure that they are over when he knows I'm going to come and visit, so I have to have that conversation with them every once in a while. He must think there's still some hope for me. :devil01: Last time one of them was trumping up faith so hard, he told me that when someone is willing to die for their faith it's a sign that their heading in the right direction. He was referring to the martyrdom of Joseph Smith, but I was thinking about 9/11. Luckily my Dad reminded him of that before I had a chance to bring it up. I liked watching him reassess that statement, lol.
 
wade said:
The Mormon missionaries are young 19 yo and they have a memorized script they are working from. They have not been told what to say off the script.
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They won't call at my house anymore...
I've been blacklisted in Salt lake City.:cool:
All I ask is for them to explain how Joseph Smith translated the Egyptian script written on the gold tablets... When he didn't read or write Egyptian.
And did he show these tablets of gold to the world...... No.
So what did he do with them.... He gave them back to the angel that gave them to him....
There again....
Coming down from a mountain saying....
'A bush caught fire and talked to me last night... Here's the rules it left...'
Could be seen the same...
 
snakewispera snr said:
I see this is still going... And you're all still wrong.... LOL
I think the real issue in this thread is which English course Mr Crazy
has subscribed to, as I would like to learn a second language in a day also.
Dave has gone from this.



To this.....
In less than a day....


My vote is still TROLL ...
Now if he could just come back and tell us he co-habs his snake and only separates them when he feeds them live...... :devil01:
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english is my third language and i have worked very hard in the last few days and had a friend help me with my grammer so people could understand my thoughts better and it is not just for this place i am learning so i can talk to people better

i still do not understand how i am a lure trolling for fish i would like someone to help me understand this

i do not know what a co-habs is for sure but if it is keeping all my snakes together i do not they are in different things except when i bred them and i do not feed them live food so they do not get injury
 
Jadie.Glitch said:
So you're saying that in all the time we've been able to document history, not ONE being has decided that there would be a benefit to having something different about themselves? I for one would love to have a couple extra arms. That would definitely help. OOoo! Or eyes in the back of my head! Wouldn't that be handy. Babysitting would never be the same again.
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The amount of time humans have been around to document things is a blink of an eye compared to the history of the world.

I ask you this, if you think having a couple of extra arms would be beneficial, then why didn't god give you a couple extra arms?

Also, beings just don't 'decide' to randomly add or remove parts of their body. That is not what evolution is about.

You ask why there are no cats underwater? I answer that by saying that niche is already filled...they are called dolphins. No, they don't look like cats, that's because a cat's body is not designed for optimal swimming, so of course you are not going to have cats underwater, they would be eaten. But dolphins can't really "breathe" underwater. Well that niche is also already filled, by sharks. But sharks don't have hair like a cat. That's because they are fish and hair is not beneficial to the thermoregulation of a fish, so the cost of having hair greatly outweights the benefit, therefore fish don't have hair. But why can't a shark have lungs? Because there is a cost to running a system with both lungs and gills and they can get around the water and find food just fine so there is no point to having lungs. If evolution is bunk, then why didn't god give gills and lungs to everyone, surely he could have solved the problem as to the cost of running both systems, the guy knows everything.

I should also say that what I wrote is not supposed to come off snooty...just, inquisitive I guess.
 
crazyDave said:
english is my third language and i have worked very hard in the last few days and had a friend help me with my grammer so people could understand my thoughts better and it is not just for this place i am learning so i can talk to people better

i still do not understand how i am a lure trolling for fish i would like someone to help me understand this

i do not know what a co-habs is for sure but if it is keeping all my snakes together i do not they are in different things except when i bred them and i do not feed them live food so they do not get injury
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You should of got him to read through this one.... You just went back a couple of weeks... ;)
As for not co-habbing or live feeding ATM..... Good on you.... There's pleanty of time for that....:crazy01:
 
Hmm...

crazyDave said:
and stargazing
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crazyDave said:
says the guy who is selling unconfirmed snakes for a thousand dollars...
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crazyDave said:
so u confirmed them by making attack on me?
glad i could help u confirm them...
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troll, n.1

* Computing slang. A person who posts deliberately erroneous or antagonistic messages to a newsgroup or similar forum with the intention of eliciting a hostile or corrective response. Also: a message of this type.
 
P.S. Sorry my links don't work, I have access to the Oxford English Dictionary online through school, most all of you however, do not. :poke:
 
snakewispera snr said:
There again....
Coming down from a mountain saying....
'A bush caught fire and talked to me last night... Here's the rules it left...'
Could be seen the same...
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LOL, I would say so. But I think that much of the world has a bias that says it's more likely to be true WITHOUT even the witnesses. I think old Joseph ran the scam just fine, the way its always been done through history. :sidestep:
 
tom e said:
LOL, I would say so. But I think that much of the world has a bias that says it's more likely to be true WITHOUT even the witnesses. I think old Joseph ran the scam just fine, the way its always been done through history. :sidestep:
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Most scams are run to benefit ones self monetarily...
Having multiple wives has the opposite effect, if one is anything to go by....
 
snakewispera snr said:
They won't call at my house anymore...
I've been blacklisted in Salt lake City.:cool:

Isn't this day and age a marvel. Imagine pissing someone off that is thousands of miles away. In our fathers day you would not have been able to do that.

All I ask is for them to explain how Joseph Smith translated the Egyptian script written on the gold tablets... When he didn't read or write Egyptian.
And did he show these tablets of gold to the world...... No.
So what did he do with them.... He gave them back to the angel that gave them to him....

If someone appeared to you as an angle, floated around a little, and was real shiney, and he gave you some gold plates, would you steal them???? Of course he gave them back.

There again....
Coming down from a mountain saying....
'A bush caught fire and talked to me last night... Here's the rules it left...'
Could be seen the same...
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It is obvious to me that Moses' stone tablets were made of stone because gold plates would have melted in the burning bush. If you are a deity, you have to think of these things.
 
Just a note, I do not dislike Mormons in general nor do I harbor any ill feelings for them. When you live in Utah you need to find some humor in the situation when you can.
 
I'm sorry wade... I know some people who live in Utah, some are Mormon, some are not. All I have to say is.... I'm sorry...

Though I would say the same thing to someone from Kansas....
 
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