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What do the green squares mean!!!???!!!???

Just so the moderators know I am deeply sorry I mentioned the kitten post. Contrary to inflated reports I am not in the process of power feeding my corn for the purpose of feeding her kittens. Corns should only be fed appropriate rodents or chicks from reputable breeders. Although, I am investigating reports of Canadians feeding certain constrictors marmosets which they catch in burlap bags by staking out their burrows. Where upon, they immediately pummel the marmosets with hockey sticks because it makes them more tender and easier to digest but that's another story.

So for all you misguided feline lovers I emphatically apologize if I have offended your deeply ingrained sensibilities. I hope one day you will realize the error of your ways and redirect your afferctions to corns where it rightly belongs.

Oh, and for the record, I love Chinese food.
 
w00dg0blin said:
Just so the moderators know I am deeply sorry I mentioned the kitten post. Contrary to inflated reports I am not in the process of power feeding my corn for the purpose of feeding her kittens. Corns should only be fed appropriate rodents or chicks from reputable breeders. Although, I am investigating reports of Canadians feeding certain constrictors marmosets which they catch in burlap bags by staking out their burrows. Where upon, they immediately pummel the marmosets with hockey sticks because it makes them more tender and easier to digest but that's another story.

So for all you misguided feline lovers I emphatically apologize if I have offended your deeply ingrained sensibilities. I hope one day you will realize the error of your ways and redirect your afferctions to corns where it rightly belongs.

Oh, and for the record, I love Chinese food.
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We are fully aware that you have no intention of feeding kittens to your corn snake. Unless you are using newborn kittens, you'll never get a corn large enough, even with power feeding. On the other hand, my boa is perfectly capable of handling kittens up to the 8 week old mark, hence why I am always cruising Walmart parking lots.
 
If Woodgoblin is going to back out on the power feeding to get his cornsnake to eat kittens then I am going to take up the banner and now only my corns only get Power Aid to drink. Kittens beware of the Fatman's Corns.

Also, I am going to put in play what Bitsy said "Kentucky Fried Kitten...?" however do to no meat on kittens I am going with Cat. I will be serving Kentucky Fried Cat.

Susan - do you wish me to send you all the kittens I fine in my local Wal-mart parking lot for your very nice boa.

Woodgoblin do not give up on the humor man. If people can not figure you are kidding then they have no humor in them at all.

Love the Fatman

P.S. To all, the above is me just kidding around.:laugh: Accept the Kentucky Fried Cat sounds good because I am hungry. :licklips:
 
But now I do. :p

Also that Kentucky fried kitten made me LOL, and I for the record ADORE chinese food.
 
Hey when KFK gets big u beter put a chain in berea kentucky fatman! and sence i helped u think about kittens u beter tell them to give me a job!!!!!! btw GO KILTS!!!!
 
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