Getting tired of it...

[jazzgeek]

Works ok for Bailey's Irish Cream and Peaches and Cream Liqueur, to name two!

True, but I remember a "designer shot" from my foolish youth, made of high-fat milk or half-and-half (this IS Wisconsin, after all) and some STRONG booze, causing the contents to curdle.....and topped off with grenadine, to give it some color.

IIRC, the order was for a "shot of brains", because that's what it most resembled.

Baileys. Mmmmm. When I was on the road and flying twice a week, I'd treat myself on the flight home with Baileys and coffee.

regards,
jazz

 

[jazzgeek]

And Jazz, I don't think Bo would be bothered by the alcohol. :grin01:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Yeah, but I'm concerned about the buildup of Coumadin in his system. I stroke out, he bleeds out. We die within moments of each other.

It's almost Shakespearean. :grin01:

regards,
jazz

 

[gwb8568]

Anyone up for a Bl@wJ@b?

.....ten foot pole! :grin01:

:sidestep:

 

[PnyKlr]

Ha! Bet you didn't have THOSE at your Texas Bonfires! :grin01:

 

[gwb8568]

Ha! Bet you didn't have THOSE at your Texas Bonfires! :grin01:

if you only knew........remember, tequila was involved and we didn't have a basketball goal. :grin01:
i think you might have killed this "chat room" with one of your last posts. :roflmao:

 

[PnyKlr]

Hey, I thought I might...but that's why I used the symbols instead of the real word. FYI- I meant the oh-so-wonderful alcoholic beverage...not the other thing!

 

[Nanci]

Brain Recipes

Monkey Brain
Pour Kahlua in glass, swirl Advokaat onto top to form the brain. Then add drops of Grenadine for blood.

Bloody Brain Shooter
The Baileys must be floated on top of the schnapps. Gently pour a little grenadine into the mixture without mixing up the brain.

Brain Hemorage
Pour schnapps into a large shot glass (the measurements may be off a bit, you can experiment). Slowly pour Irish cream into schnapps so that it basically forms a "brain" in "formaldehyde". Finally, dribble the grenadine (dribbling onto a spoon then into the schnapps helps) directly into the center of the brain.

Rozi's Bloody Brain
Pour Peach Schnapps into a shot glass and add a drop of Grenadine so it sinks to the bottom of the glass. Then take half a cap of Bailey's Irish Cream and slowly pour it down the side of the shot glass so it forms a brain like figure .

Monkey Brain #2
Fill a shot glass with Apfelkorn almost to the rim. Then, very carefully pour a little Bailey's into the glass. The two liquors don't mix at all if poured correctly, and the Bailey's will sink to the bottom as a nasty looking blob, not unlike a brain.

Brain Tumor
Add Schnapps, Dribble Bailey's to give the look of a brain and add a few drops of grenadine to make that hemorrhage look.

Cerebral Hemorage
Put the Strawberry Schnapps into a double shot or other small glass (this can all be performed in a single glass), then add the Bailey's. It will lump together (Bailey's, that is) to look like a brain in a red fluid (SS). Finally, add Grenadine until it "oozes."

 

[gwb8568]

Hey, I thought I might...but that's why I used the symbols instead of the real word. FYI- I meant the oh-so-wonderful alcoholic beverage...not the other thing!

that's what i am talking about as well.............some people change others words around to mean what they want it to. :shrugs:

 

[PnyKlr]

I know what you mean...its the reason my husband won't order these for me. He doesn't want to get slapped!

 

[gwb8568]

does anybody sharpen their lawnmower blade 1/2 way through the cutting season or is just once in the beginning enough? :shrugs:

galen

 

[PnyKlr]

You need to sharpen those things!?! I figured that if a weed-wacker can decapitate the grass with a piece of plastic string, then surely a lawn mower with a metal blade can do it without sharpening.



Even if I do run over rocks and twigs...and the occasional tennis ball.

 

[jazzgeek]

Ooooooh, time to change my signature!! I saw this in a Photoshop forum, and it's worthy of stealing........


"If my lawn was Emo, it would cut itself."

regards,
jazz

 

[SnakeCreations]

I knew I smelled alcohol when I logged in.....

Especially the most delightful tequila.... hehe <sigh> but at work sooooo....

I think it's the tennis balls and occasional rocks that sharpen mine! I always like hitting cigarette butts - they poof and fly everywhere... why do people throw them on the lawn anyway??? Grrrrr....

And while I'm at it -whats with 'using' anything as an ash tray?????? My son dropped one into a can of diet coke I was drinking. I thought I'd DIE. He couldn't leave the house fast enough when I growled. Smart guy.

-Tonya :sidestep:

 

[PnyKlr]

That's not as bad as a guy I once watched pick up the ashtray-beer-bottle and take a swig. The only thing he said was "Something hit my lip." Then he looked at the bottle, looked at the table, and picked up the beer that was near the one he had picked up.

I nearly got sick where I stood.

 

[jazzgeek]

Especially the most delightful tequila.... hehe <sigh> but at work sooooo....

At work? Shoot Tonya, you're in Utah.

Booze there is as plentiful as unicorns.

regards,
jazz

"If you think our liquor laws are strange, you should see our underwear." -- on a T-shirt I saw at the Salt Lake airport gift shop. I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[gwb8568]

Ooooooh, time to change my signature!! I saw this in a Photoshop forum, and it's worthy of stealing........

"If my lawn was Emo, it would cut itself."

regards,
jazz

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: *breath* :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
that might be the funniest thing in this entire 500+ post thread.
''''''''''''''''''''classic'''''''''''''''''

dubya

 

[PnyKlr]

Whaddya talking about Jazz? I love spending $10 for a six-pack of 3.2% beer!

 

[SnakeCreations]

That's not as bad as a guy I once watched pick up the ashtray-beer-bottle and take a swig. The only thing he said was "Something hit my lip." Then he looked at the bottle, looked at the table, and picked up the beer that was near the one he had picked up.

I nearly got sick where I stood.

Blech... is all I can say.

At work? Shoot Tonya, you're in Utah.

If you think our liquor laws are strange, you should see our underwear." -- on a T-shirt I saw at the Salt Lake airport gift shop. I couldn't stop laughing.

Jazz - You BEAST! :cheers:

Now, now.... Utah is a bit ummm.... conservative and our beer is a bit watery.... But, we do have Moab, Arches, the Uintahs and the like... so I put up with this bit of annoyance and simply drive to Wyoming every now and again to re-supply.

The local culture does dictate funny underwear (you made me laugh so hard I had to close the door to my office) and a years worth of food storage. I took this to heart and have a years supply of liquor and wine. Wooo Hoo! I figure in a national disaster that my neighbors will share their beans and rice for a nice shot of whatever Whiskey I feel to share <sweet smile>. No national disaster?? I'll feel safer in 2010 so lets party at my house then... hehe.

-Tonya

 

[SnakeNbake]

I always like hitting cigarette butts

Violence is never the answer! Did you at least try reasoning with them? Did they throw the first punch or call your mother horrific names?

 

[jazzgeek]

That's not as bad as a guy I once watched pick up the ashtray-beer-bottle and take a swig. The only thing he said was "Something hit my lip." Then he looked at the bottle, looked at the table, and picked up the beer that was near the one he had picked up.

I nearly got sick where I stood.

LOL!!! Now there's an idea for yet another segue for this thread....the "D'oh!" confessions.....mindless things you've done because of "routine".

Like (back in the days of aerosol spray cans) using your wife's hair spray (read: "lacquer") for deodorant....

....putting the coffee pot in the fridge, and the creamer on the hot plate.

....while multitasking, wiping up a spill with a used "Bounce" dryer sheet.

Yes, I've done all three.

We need a "Brain Fart" thread.

regards,
jazz