desertanimal
2003 UB313
PnyKlr said:
No. Definitely not.
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Getting tired of it...
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No. Definitely not.
jazzgeek
The Rule Of Thirds.
And don't forget Arches next door neighbor, Canyonlands. Points taken; I've said it before - I would move to Moab in a Noo Yawk minute.MaizeCrazy said:
At least you could close your door. When I get going, my laugh is a loud cackle, and the airport is not a place to be loud without drawing attention.
Shoot, if it would've been now instead of 1997, I probably would have been taken into custody. :cheers:
regards,
jazz
tyflier
[Insert Witty Commentary]
Jazz-
I think this entire thread is becoming one big "Brain Fart"...
Speaking of brain farts, I was working as a wood finisher for awhile a number of years ago. I used to drink alot of Snapple back then(it was fairly new stuff), except that I also used the empty Snapple jars as chemical containers. It was a split second before the Naptha hit my lips that I realized it wasn't "Peach Tea" I was smelling...
I used to bartend at a club out in Montauk, Long Island. Every summer, Montauk is THE place to be if you're an Irish college student looking for "world travel" and a bit of sunshine. It used to aggravate me when they would order drinks that didn't exist and shots of "Bud-sliders". So I made up a drink called the Cement Mixer, and they could all have their shots for free all night if they drank them down and followed the instructions. It consisted of Bailey's Irish Creme(which always suckered them in) and Rose's Lime juice...equal parts. The trick is to make them swish it around in their mouths before swallowing it. It's really quite entertaining to watch a group of drunk, Irish college students trying to swallow the hard LUMP of curdled Irish creme just to get free shots the rest of the night.
Then there was the ever popular Chainsaw, which consisted of equal parts Cuervo Gold and Jaegermeister. Yes...it truly is as horrifying as the name implies and the mixture sounds.
But in all reality...I don't have a lawn, so I don't worry about my lawnmower...
I think this entire thread is becoming one big "Brain Fart"...
Speaking of brain farts, I was working as a wood finisher for awhile a number of years ago. I used to drink alot of Snapple back then(it was fairly new stuff), except that I also used the empty Snapple jars as chemical containers. It was a split second before the Naptha hit my lips that I realized it wasn't "Peach Tea" I was smelling...
I used to bartend at a club out in Montauk, Long Island. Every summer, Montauk is THE place to be if you're an Irish college student looking for "world travel" and a bit of sunshine. It used to aggravate me when they would order drinks that didn't exist and shots of "Bud-sliders". So I made up a drink called the Cement Mixer, and they could all have their shots for free all night if they drank them down and followed the instructions. It consisted of Bailey's Irish Creme(which always suckered them in) and Rose's Lime juice...equal parts. The trick is to make them swish it around in their mouths before swallowing it. It's really quite entertaining to watch a group of drunk, Irish college students trying to swallow the hard LUMP of curdled Irish creme just to get free shots the rest of the night.
Then there was the ever popular Chainsaw, which consisted of equal parts Cuervo Gold and Jaegermeister. Yes...it truly is as horrifying as the name implies and the mixture sounds.
But in all reality...I don't have a lawn, so I don't worry about my lawnmower...
PtDnsr
I like calculus
Ok guys. I can't believe that I just read 10 pages worth of this thread that appeared since 10:30 EST last night.
I'm gonna go see what else has exploded since last night.
~Katie
:-offtopic Don't you guys have jobs that you have to work at?!? Half of this seems to be this afternoon.
I tried to be nice, or at least make it understandable :sidestep:Nanci said:
I'm gonna go see what else has exploded since last night.
~Katie
:-offtopic Don't you guys have jobs that you have to work at?!? Half of this seems to be this afternoon.
SnakeCreations
Ophiolatress
jazzgeek said:
It does... just not in the way you might think.... <wink>
-Tonya
jazzgeek
The Rule Of Thirds.
And yet, I gotta try it now.tyflier said:
Most of the brain cells that I opted to kill were done at the bars on the Marquette University campus in downtown Milwaukee (yes, I witnessed a young Chris Farley slide down many a beer-covered tile floor; his legendary overindulgences were a thing to be seen). When one of my childhood friends was accepted to medical school, the two of us, and two others, decided to celebrate.
It was that night that I discovered The Vulcan Mind Probe.
Take a Pilsner glass and fill it almost to the rim with equal parts of gin, vodka, and tequila. Top it off with Rose's Lime Juice, enough to give it sweetness and flavor. Hand to God, it tastes like Lime Kool-Aid.
The standing deal at the time for the bar was that the first Vulcan Mind Probe was two bucks, the second a buck, the third, fifty cents, and the fourth, on the house. We were ALL, as Jake and Elwood would say, on a mission from Gad.
How any of us made it home, I don't recall. The last thing I remember was falling off of the barstool in what seemed to be slow motion. It was the worst hangover I would ever experience. How my buddy made it through med school without donating his own liver for lab dissection is as much a mystery.
But hey, it was free!
(And I haven't had one since.)
regards,
jazz
gwb8568
\../ 80's Rock \../
I really liked to skip rocks when i was a kid. To be honest, I would rather use paper plates than normal dishes since it is far easier to clean up. Has anybody heard of that big Siberian Northerner that is supposed to be coming in next week? I got my truck washed today and then proceeded to drive right into a mud puddle. Why does bottled water cost more than a bottle of coke when there is more ingredients in the coke itself? One time, I "foul-hooked" a pretty decent fish and told everyone that I had actually caught him with a pumpkin colored worm. Anybody remember those freaks that were involved in that big Hale-Bop comet extravaganza who decided it was time for them to :sidestep:
Nanci
Alien Lover
PtDnsr said:
I wasn't saying you weren't nice! I was saying it was an opportune moment to go put on PJs, pour a glass of wine, remove Mr. Toad from his feeding container, and throw a nightcrawler in front of Krusty, as I read along, without being required to participate.
I have a job! I get paid to read CS.com!
Nanci
gwb8568
\../ 80's Rock \../
Warning.................be careful with this one. When I was bartending back in my early twenties, I made up a drink and decided to call it a KGB (kick galens butt) to serve to my buddies that came it. it's a little expensive to get the ingredients if you don't already have them around your house, but most excellent to sip on. beware though, you must drink them slowly and only about 1-2 per hour unless you just want to get really wasted as it will sneak up on you. by the time you are on #5 or #6, #3 is just starting to creep into your system and you know it's going to be hell in the morning. anyway, here is the recipe:
1/3 baileys irish cream
1/3 butterscotch schnapps
1/3 southern comfort
it will tastes like a werthers (sp?) hard candy and is quite awesome. if anybody decides to partake in said cocktails.............please call me.
galen
1/3 baileys irish cream
1/3 butterscotch schnapps
1/3 southern comfort
it will tastes like a werthers (sp?) hard candy and is quite awesome. if anybody decides to partake in said cocktails.............please call me.
galen