Reminds me of this story where this guy (lets call him Sam) is suck in a flood and he manages to get to the top roof of his house. Sam prays for the Lord to save him. Shortly after a guy in a canoe comes by and tells Sam to get in. Same politely refuses saying that "The Lord will save me". Sam continues to pray and after some time a guy on a boat comes by and tells Sam to get in. Same waves him on saying "I'll be fine, the Lord will save me." and Same continues to pray. By this time the waters have really risen and he's about out of time and he prays again. Soon as he finishes praying a helicopter comes by and lowers a ladder, but Sam tells them to go on, that "The Lord will save me."
Well Sam drowns and when he gets to Heaven he ask God, "Why didn't you save me? I prayed and prayed and you just let me die." God replies "Sam, you idiot, I sent you a canoe, a boat and a helicopter. What more did you want!?"
I'm sure there's a handful of "faith handlers" up in heaven asking "why did you let it bite me God?" and God's saying "I gave it a rattler, a 'hiss', and gave you education on the dangers of it. What more did you want?"