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Gary, you are BAD!!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I never read that other thread before. Don't know HOW I ever missed that one but I am laughing my head off reading it. LOL....


Since then he's been hunched over in a corner, rubbing a little corn snake and uttering "My precious, my precious loves Quigsy! Here's a lovely mouse for my precious!"
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LOL...what a profound picture that evokes. Too funny.
 
gardenmum said:
LOL...what a profound picture that evokes. Too funny.
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Yes Gary, what a profound picture that PRO vokes!

Anyhow, you did miss a great sunday traditional meal around here. As always, Precious and I got up, had a cup of coffee and read the weekly newspaper.

Then off we headed to the local 7-11 to get roller dogs for breakfast! Now, Precious doesn't much care for the roller dogs anymore, don't know why...who knows what's in them things anyway, right?! But instead we have worked out a quite pleasing little deal with the nice man, Habeb.

Habeb waits til approximately 8:37am, sunday morning and sticks a couple of those snake suasages on the rollers for my lil Precious! Normally she only eats two roller snake steaks but on several recent visits there has only been one or even none left when we promptly arrive at 9:00am! Habeb swears that he did not forget about my Precious but provides no ideal what has been happening to them!?

To remedy the situation, I have Habeb prepare at least 12 snake steak sausages a week for us now. Not surprisingly though, when we arrive there are not 12 either but usually just enough for "my lil Precious" left!

And too make matters worse! There's always this annoying small crowd of young children and soccer moms ranting and raving about Habeb's hot dogs!? They always, without fail make Precious and I late for our 9:30am batting cage practice!

Quigs
 
When the recent batch of hurricanes came through and continually threatened to remove all sources of electrical power and, eventually, all sources of edible meat, don't think that I wasn't looking at my rat tanks and coming up with several recipes to cook on the BBQ just so my children would have a protein source! At least I know how healthy they are and what they've been eating! Would sure beat the heck out of wild fuzzy-tailed tree rats!
 
You got.......

Rat burgers
Rat sandwiches
Rat tacos
Rat kabobs
Rat tartar
Sweet and sour rat
Rat hot dogs
Rat ribs
Sirloin of rat
Rat gumbo
Rat cocktail
Roasted rat
Rat scampi
Grilled rat
Smoked rat
Rat-on-the-barbi
Garlic roasted rat with new potatoes
Rat ravioli
Sesame rat
Pineapple upsidedown rat

Thats about it I guess.........Someday I'm going to be a ratboat captain. :rofl:
 
:crazy02: And, if you ever become a ratboat captain, I will be your first mate. :cheers:
 
How 'bout we call you the "second in command"?

Quigs has already abused the word "mate" around here. :rolleyes:
 
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